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Mon Oct-09-06 03:02 PM
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What is the worst smelling men's aftershave? |
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My top choice would be Old Spice. My dad's boss used to drown himself in it to try to mask his own BO. It didn't work. I can't smell that stuff without gagging.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:04 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:05 PM
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2. Any of them...if they are over done |
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:06 PM
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3. There are any that smell good? |
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:puke:
I've never understood the attraction to fake scents. Give me the smell of someone who's just clean, or maybe with just a bit of sweat. :blush:
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:07 PM
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4. Brut...to replicate the essence of a cat peeing on your face. |
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:18 PM
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That shit makes me sick to my stomach. I had a running buddy who bathed in that crap.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:08 PM
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The witty aroma of sweat, horse pasture, cheap booze and cigar smoke one can only get from hanging out at the race track with one's cronies.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:09 PM
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Yuk. Please *do* wear "nothing at all" instead.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:09 PM
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Remember that crap? Smelled horrible.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:13 PM
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12. If I recall corectly, that's what my first middle school |
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dance smelled like. Every sweaty boy in the sixth grade soaked himself liberally in "High Karate". Awful.
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:03 PM
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31. It's HAI Karate, and it helped introduce me to 'manhood'... |
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so don't be saying frack about Hai Karate. That was one of the best nights of my life.
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Mon Oct-09-06 07:12 PM
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38. I still wear HAI Karate to get the chicks... |
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Maybe that explains why I go home alone all the time.
(Just kidding. I'm happily married and today is my 7th year anniversary!!)
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:11 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:18 PM
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44. Happy Anniversary! n/t |
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:09 PM
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7. it's called sex panther by odeon |
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it's illegal in nine countries. it's made with bits of real panther.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:10 PM
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9. It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. |
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:16 PM
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13. It smells like Bigfoot's dick!! |
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:13 PM
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35. that's how you know it's good. |
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Mon Oct-09-06 07:23 PM
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39. so you know its good! It smells of desire, which is similar to a used |
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diaper filled with indian food.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:09 PM
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8. Shouldn't they make manly fragrances? |
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Mowed lawn... Freshly sawed wood... New car scent...
Man I smell a jackpot.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:12 PM
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11. I've seen stuff like that in some local shops around here.... |
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I've also heard of cologne that smells like gasoline.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:11 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:16 PM
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14. Brut, for sure. Always hated Polo too. And Drakkar. nt |
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:18 PM
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but Drakk? I dont' use the aftershave, but its the cologne I use...my aftershave is...damn, I don't shave, I'm a hairy man...:rofl:
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:57 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:19 PM
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That's the smell of my Grandpa.
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Mon Oct-09-06 03:25 PM
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Smells delicious and eatable.
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:15 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:00 PM
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Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 04:02 PM by devilgrrl
My step-brother is the living "way too much cologne wearer" - they all make me ill. :puke:
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:09 PM
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18. Any aftersave or cologne that a man either douses |
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himself in and/or uses in place of taking a shower! x(
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:16 PM
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19. That crap that comes in steel cans is pretty vile |
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One is Axe. The other is TAG. Both are nasty-ass odors.
Now here's the sick part. My wife, my Chanel No. 5-loving wife, my wife who occasionally loads my scrawny white ass into the car, drives me to Selma and forces me to shop for cigars while she's buying Chanel No. 5 because it's really cheap at JR's Cigars...fucking LOVES Axe. I don't get it, man. Axe smells like what they rejected while they were creating Hai Karate.
So far, she has managed to purchase five cans of this shit for my use: one can of TAG, four of Axe. They're all nearly completely full; sometimes I'll spritz on some before we have marital relations because the odor of this product class does turn her on, but when I leave the house I've always got Canoe on.
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:59 PM
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If it turns on your wife, what do YOU care what it smells like.
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Mon Oct-09-06 07:02 PM
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36. You gotta have standards, man |
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Axe smells like Roundup. Would YOU like to smell like herbicide?
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:22 PM
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46. I'll go with you on that...that stuff is pretty nasty... |
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It all pretty much smells like bug spray.
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:28 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:17 PM
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I hate aftershave. I only use it if I have to.
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:21 PM
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23. Old Spice reminds me of my Dad because he wears it |
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so I like it for that reason.
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:24 PM
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24. 10,000 Miles, by Mary Chapin Carpenter. |
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Edited on Mon Oct-09-06 04:25 PM by crim son
Fare thee well My own true love Farewell for a while I'm going away But I'll be back Though I go 10,000 miles
10,000 miles My own true love 10,000 miles or more The rocks may melt And the seas may burn If I should not return
Oh don't you see That lonesome dove Sitting on an ivy tree She's weeping for Her own true love As I shall weep for mine
Oh come ye back My own true love And stay a while with me If I had a friend All on this earth You've been a friend to me
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:32 PM
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It smells like paint thinner.
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Mon Oct-09-06 04:55 PM
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:00 PM
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no contest. used to work with a guy waaaaaaaay back in the early 70s that reeked of Aramis. eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:17 PM
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42. HOly Shit! They still make that crap?? |
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I thought they gave away the last bottle with the last polyester leisure suit they made.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:04 PM
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32. I don't really like any of them |
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Or women's perfume for that matter. I like the smell of clean skin, with a hint of outdoors and fresh air and even a little sweat as long as it's not overpowering.
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:04 PM
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It's often found in cheap hotels and free clinics... :wow:
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Mon Oct-09-06 05:13 PM
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34. you got it. Old spice gags me. |
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I'm a female and my father use to wear the stuff. It actually made me car sick when I was enclosed with him.
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:18 PM
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45. I remember being stuck at one of my dad's office parties.. |
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and I was stuck next to his boss for the longest time. I nearly barfed then.
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Mon Oct-09-06 07:06 PM
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37. I'd no sooner use aftershave or cologne than I'd wear a damn dress. |
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So I guess my answer is "all of them."
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Mon Oct-09-06 10:24 PM
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47. I don't think I've ever smelled any that I've liked either... |
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My husband doesn't wear it. I think he smells best either right after a shower, or after he's been out cutting wood. Sometimes if a guy puts deoderant on too heavy it gets to me.
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