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Wed Oct-11-06 12:48 PM
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If you could find the Frequency of Bushies* ear piece and pirate it... |
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Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 12:50 PM by texas1928
What would you have him say?
I would first tell him to put his hands over his pectorials and then say "I'm a pretty, pretty girl"
Or
"Okay, george we are going to try a different track. We are going to have you admit to everything."
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Wed Oct-11-06 01:43 PM
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1. Well I thought it would be funny. |
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Wed Oct-11-06 10:10 PM
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2. "I have been playing my Christian base for suckers |
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I lied you into a war in Iraq, and I really don't give a damn what you think. I'm just going to do what I've always done: let somebody else clean up my mess. Yes, I'm a draft dodger and a deserter, and I love war so long as my ass isn't on the line. I'm not pro-life. I don't give a damn about anything except money."
Should I go on?
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:03 PM
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3. "Anyone here up for a threesome with me and Condi?" |
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That just might finish him off with the base.
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:38 PM
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4. "Karl Rove, Karen Hughes, and Elvis have left the building" |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:42 PM
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:48 PM
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6. Where did you find that? |
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That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time! :rofl:
I want his job. :)
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Oeditpus Rex
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Thu Oct-12-06 12:00 AM
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9. Somebody posted it a couple months ago |
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:50 PM
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7. OMG that was hysterical |
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Thu Oct-12-06 01:32 AM
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Wed Oct-11-06 11:50 PM
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8. "Sic gloria transit mundi, |
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Edited on Wed Oct-11-06 11:51 PM by Book Lover
you bastard!"
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Thu Oct-12-06 01:34 AM
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11. "I am the very model of a modern Major-General |
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I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse" ...
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Thu Oct-12-06 03:04 AM
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12. Either have him do Andy Kaufman's 'Foreign Man' routine, complete with |
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an impersonation of the President of the United States (but no Elvis...the idiot's not worthy, though his predecessor was ), or have him do the obsessive Rain Man take on Abbot and Ciostello's "Who's On First" bit.
Or, even better, the classic bit that Steve Carrel does on-air in Bruce Almighty when Jim Carrey's character is sabotaging his anchorman job.
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Thu Oct-12-06 03:07 AM
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How the fuck are you doing? I was going to PM you and ask where the hell you where.
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Thu Oct-12-06 03:34 AM
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:D
Hi! :hug:
I was AWOL for a while, but now my Lost Weekend Week Month I'm-Really-Not-Sure-Exactly-How-Long-(But-It's-Been-A-While) seems over, at last...just very busy, battling pathogens, and semi-awake for way too long. All in all, I'd much rather have been here. :-)
How has it been dangling, of late?
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Thu Oct-12-06 03:38 AM
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15. Overall, pretty good. |
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I've been busy having fun, getting in trouble, you know? The usual.
:hug:
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Thu Oct-12-06 03:40 AM
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16. Having fun, getting in trouble... |
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they go together like peas and carrots. :D
The usual is unusual, usually. :yourock:
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Thu Oct-12-06 04:07 AM
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to "If I Only Had A Brain."
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Thu Oct-12-06 05:07 AM
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18. "I'm a liar. Everything I've ever said while campaigning |
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and while in office has been nothing but a big f*cking lie. And to think you morans fell for it. Hahahahahahahahah :rofl: "
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