Less than 50% peanuts my ASS!

[youthere]

I just opened a can of mixed nuts. It says right on the front "Less than 50% peanuts". Look in the can and guess what? I find a couple pecans. A Brazil nut. Two cashews. Maybe 10 almonds. NO hazelnuts (even though they are shown prominently on the fron of the can) and the rest is ALL FUCKING PEANUTS!!!!! YOU CHEAP M*@%#* FU*&#$S!!!!





:grr: :nuke: :grr: :nuke: :grr: :nuke: :grr: :nuke: :grr: :grr: :nuke:

[u4ic]

1. Well,

if you include the metal particles used to make the can...:P




You're not the only one who's noticed this: http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/nuts/nuts.html

[youthere]

3. It's a conspiracy I tells ya', and what's more....

I'll bet it's all Clinton's fault.

[u4ic]

5. "Truth in advertising"

is an oxymoron...

[ET Awful]

10. Am I the only one that cracked up at the "mixed nut pie chart"?

:P

[Bunny]

17. No, you're not the only one. I've been giggling over it, too.

[Lethe]

2. yeah and your roommate always eats all the good nuts

you pick the can up and it feels pretty heavy, you look inside, no nuts but peanuts......shit!

[qnr]

4. Maybe the peanuts are genetically modified and are only 50% 'peanuts'

sorry, couldn't resist :)

[youthere]

6. I think it's a plot on the Part of the Republicans to keep the

more desirable nuts out of the mouths of Democrats.

[petronius]

7. Republicans don't put any nuts in their mouths...

...that's dirty!

:o

[youthere]

11. Unless they belong to....

no, never mind. It's way too easy.

[rug]

8. It's all Carter's fault.

[pokerfan]

9. What's everyone's favorite nut?

Used to be cashews but they seem almost too rich for whatever reason these days.

I think it's the almond. I like how when you apply pressure just right between your teeth, it will neatly split in two. And it's not too rich.

[youthere]

12. I like them all...

pecans,walnuts,cashews, almonds,hazelnuts,brazilnuts...yummy! But my LEAST favorite are those DAMNED PEANUTS!

[StraightDope]

13. Buy your own nuts seperately...

And mix them to your liking. :)

[kay1864]

14. Easier yet...

Go to Costco. Excellent mixed nuts, with NO PEANUTS.

[KG]

15. my ass is waaaay less 50% peanuts

and thank goodness for that!

[youthere]

16. wish I could say the same...

:blush: