Straight from God: fish-shaped mints

[Bossy Monkey]

I guess I shouldn't make fun since I like goldfish-shaped crackers, but I will anyway: mmmmmmmmm, fishy goodness!
http://www.scripturecandy.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=6&products_id=20&zenid=s5pgokbi1pi8rm30s3i4b4hj32

Saw these at the Dillard House in NE Georgia, a wonderful place except perhaps for their judgment in which candies to display by the cash register.

[Broken_Hero]

1. wow...

funniest thing I've seen all day....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Obviously you've never seen the full line of Bible Bars.

They all sound like they should be porn movies...

"Seeds of Samson"
"Rachel's Delight"

Et cetera. There's about 6 or 7 varieties, but those are the ones I remember.

[Broken_Hero]

4. I never knew...

well, I guess, through marketing...they spread "their word"...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yeah, they were trying to cash in "The Maker's Diet."

Honestly, they were pretty good. Most people seemed to buy them for the humor value, though. NJ isn't really big on the fundie crowd.

[petronius]

6. The 'Bible Bar' actually sounds like it could be tasty:

The Bible Bar is a highly nutritious, all natural nutritional bar made from the seven foods (traditionally referred to as the seven species) that God calls good in the Book of Deuteronomy: wheat, barley, vines (raisins), figs, pomegranates, olive oil, and honey.

Noah's Nuggets, not so much. They also have Abraham's Bosom, although I'm not really clear how man-boobs relate to nutrition bars...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Don't let the name put you off, "Noah's Nuggets" are tasty.

I was also a fan of "Elijah's Fire" and this one almond marizpan-y bar they had, but I don't see on the website. I'm guessing that was probably "Rachel's Delight."

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Did you buy some?

[Bossy Monkey]

7. Nah. I didn't even demand equal time for atheistic communist mints n/t

[XemaSab]

9. You mean Penguin mints?

Cause not only is that shit caffeinated, but they have names of penguin species inside.

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

11. Penguins are atheistic communists? Who knew?

:P

[XemaSab]

16. It's true

For example, March of the Penguins was made by a French film crew.

[Elidor]

10. Curiously religous

With apologies to Altoids.

[Phillycat]

15. Okay, *I* thought it was funny.

:shrug:

[Deep13]

12. Praise be to Dagon, fish god of the Philistines. nt

[deucemagnet]

13. Yum! You can taste the righteousness!

:bounce:

[seemunkee]

14. Testa-mints

I was looking to post a picture of them and came across this
http://www.formar.com/testamints.html
"Unfortunately, TESTAMINTS is not available at this time. If you wish to see other Christian candies, please click here...."

Other Christian candies???

[Bossy Monkey]

17. I was assured that I could get my Testamints

at the Christian supperstore (really, that's what it says) by these people http://classifieds.christianpost.com/view_obj.htm?id=1645 but when I got there http://www.christiandollarstore.com/ searching revealed no Testamints. But I can comfort myself with a talking Jesus doll http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1916_33655086 (should be an image there, but since there's no .jpg extension, I kind of expect that there won't be. Ah well, http://www.christiandollarstore.com/ne12tabijedo.html)

If you've just got to have Testamints, these guys claim they've got 'em: http://www.clubthings.com/product1049.html

[mark414]

18. and on the 8th day, the lord created peppermint