URGENT DU HELP NEEDED!!!

[matcom]

help me convince Mrs Matcom to spend Christmas in Montreal this year ;)

pics, stories, reasons to go appreciated

:bounce:

[WilliamPitt]

1. They have casinos

and your dog is ugly.

[matcom]

3. don't gamble

can you puppy-sit?

[WilliamPitt]

5. Oh yeah, I'll sit

and my monster cat will help.

[lizziegrace]

2. Okay, now the other side

why doesn't Mrs. Matcom want to spend the holiday in Montreal?

;)

[matcom]

4. that is NOT what this thread is for!

:P

[lizziegrace]

6. Hey!

:P

I can argue most anything as long as I understand what the issue is. So there. ;)

(Isn't this her year with Rabrrrrr?? :shrug: )

[matcom]

7. no. he gets her for Easter this year

we swapped

[seemunkee]

8. underground shopping

All the shopping anyone could ask for without having to go out in the cold.
Where else can you find a restaurant that makes foi gras poutine? http://www.frommers.com/destinations/montreal/D53700.html

[Haole Girl]

9. Montreal has great food!

[BigMcLargehuge]

10. Awestome strip clubs in Montreal Mrs. Matcom

You'll love Christmas alone in a hotel room!

[matcom]

11. Best.Argument.Evah!

:rofl:

[jobycom]

12. Damn.

I was hoping for the Brazilian joke.

[Bossy Monkey]

13. I take it my buddy's stories about the strip clubs there wouldn't help?

Well, smoked meat, then! (Yes as a matter of fact, I DID change the subject.:)) We went up for a brief day trip last year when friends in Vermont were getting married; have been smoked-meat-obsessed ever since. We went here: http://www.reubensdeli.com/(requires Flash (the computer program, that is; this is turning out to be the dirtiest post ever); we crazy mad loved it, though the cognoscenti say to go here instead: http://www.schwartzsdeli.com/index2.html

I still have all my tourist junk, including a map of galleries and museums if such information would help. Or you could go here: http://www.option-art.ca/home.html

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. montreal is a gorgeous city.

great shopping city!

[LaraMN]

15. I think you need to butter her up...

I think she needs some things...











If she doesn't want the stuff, I can take it off her hands for her. (But I'm not going to Montreal, either.)

[matcom]

19. at least you didn't post this

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

25. Hah!

Think again. (or look again...)

[SOteric]

16. Yo! MizzEm! I got yer convincimatin' right here!

And a very merry Christmas to you from the RCMP.

P.S. - matcom who? :loveya:

[Mrs.Matcom]

26. oh, well, er, um

what are you doing over the holidays? Want to go with me, I hate driving alone...:D

[matcom]

27. those aren't real

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Sure. I'll help my BFF

just as soon as you get her a greyhound.


Thanks in advance.

[matcom]

20. but then we would have to KENNEL the greyhound!

how could you kennel THIS face? x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Very easily. It would be kenneling the face of a life you saved.

How could you not want to save the life of this face?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Just as quickly as I would kennel this one.

Or this one:

[yvr girl]

18. Where else can you have a

Joyeux Noël

Fantastic food, great shopping, European flair AND you dollar is STILL better than ours.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I almost lost a friend in Montreal due to the Pirate's Code.

I suggest you don't lose Mrs. Matcom in Montreal due to the Pirate's Code.

Seriously though, it's awesome. I was up there for New Year's last year. Everyone was really nice to us, even though drunk Americans hell-bent on ripping apart their city had taken over.

[edbermac]

24. You'll be in a country not presided over by George Bush.

What more reasons do you need?

:patriot:

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Tell her that due to the exchange rate, your penis is bigger there

[GOPisEvil]

29. But not as big as it would have been a few years ago.

x(

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. But, even though, it should still make it to "visible"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

31. I'm sure he'll blame "shrinkage".

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

32. you boys!!!

are BAD!!!! :spray:

[BrotherBuzz]

33. Hockey season?