Replace one word from a Republican Presidential quote with "Fucktard"

[Radical Activist]

My starters...

I am not a fucktard - Nixon

I am an introvert in a fucktard profession - Nixon

I'm the fucktard — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being fucktard. - Bush II

I'm going to be so much better a fucktard for having been at the CIA that you're not going to believe it. - Bush I

Approximately 80% of our air pollution stems from hydrocarbons released by fucktards, so let's not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emission standards from man-made sources. - Reagan

[MrCoffee]

1. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this fucktard!

[MrCoffee]

2. Read my lips: No new fucktards.

[Democrats_win]

3. Today, I thank God, George W. Fucktard is my president.

Ok, it's ABOUT a Republican "president" but WTF, he realy isn't even the president so there. BTW it was Giuliani who said it.

[MrCoffee]

4. I don't believe in a government that protects us from fucktards - Reagan

[MrCoffee]

5. Reagan again - People don't start wars, fucktards do.

god i fucking hate ronald reagan.

[MrCoffee]

6. Is our fucktards learning?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. It's hard to put fucktards on your family.

[MrCoffee]

8. Bush I - I'm a fucktard, but i'm not a nut about it.

[MrCoffee]

9. Bush I - What's wrong with being a boring kind of fucktard?

[MrCoffee]

10. Ford - I'm a Fucktard, not a Lincoln.

[MrCoffee]

11. Am i the only one who thinks this is way more fun than movie titles?

i just re-read my subject line, and i need to get a life RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

[ElboRuum]

49. I'm feeling a little restricted by the subject matter...

By requiring a Republican President, I'm at a loss. I never listen to those fucktards.

[Downtown Hound]

12. "You forgot fucktard."

Fucktard is part of the coalition too.

[Radical Activist]

35. Fucktard has been there from day one.

[Fuzz]

13. Rarely is the question asked: Is our fucktard learning?'

[Bucky]

14. Abraham Lincoln: "You can fool some of the fucktards some of the time...

"...and a few of the fucktards most of the time, but you can't fool all of the fucktards all the fucking time... except for in a few Gallup polls recently."

[MrCoffee]

15. Ford - Our great republic is a government of laws, not of fucktards.

[MrCoffee]

16. Nixon - I hereby resign this office of fucktard of the United States.

[PVnRT]

17. Read my lips, no new fucktards

n/t

[Bucky]

18. Teddy Roosevelt: "I feel as fit as bull fucktard"

Dwight Eisenhower: "In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-fucktard complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of fucktard power exists and will persist."

[Radical Activist]

24. the military-fucktard complex

awesome!

[TheBaldyMan]

27. wasn't that Eisenhower said that ?

[MrCoffee]

19. Nixon - I would have made a good Fucktard.

[MrCoffee]

20. Nixon -It is necessary for me to establish a fucktard image.

[MrCoffee]

21. Nixon - Fucktard is a friend of ours. Let's face it.

[MrCoffee]

22. Nixon - Rarely have so many fucktards been so wrong about so much.

[calico1]

23. Nixon: I am not a Fucktard n/t

[dajoki]

25. Bush: I am the Fuctard (decider)

[TheBaldyMan]

26. Reagan: trees cause more fucktards than cars

[TheBaldyMan]

28. Bush2: I hope the fish and the fucktard can co-exist peacefully

[NNadir]

29. They hate our fucktards.

[ElboRuum]

47. Or the other one: They hate us for our fucktards.

[Ellen Forradalom]

30. This conjunction of an immense fucktard establishment

and a large fucktard industry is new in the American experience…we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-fucktard complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of fucktard power exists and will persist.--Dwight D. Eisenhower, goodbye speech

[philosophie_en_rose]

31. Fucktard Accomplished!

:bounce:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

32. "Facts are stupid fucktards" - Reagan

[Anarcho-Socialist]

33. "FUCKTARD is doing a heck of a job" - George W Bush

[Arugula Latte]

34. "Fucktard Accomplished"

On a banner behind the Fucktard in Chief.

[MrCoffee]

36. Do Veeps count? "Go Fucktard Yourself"

[Radical Activist]

38. The proof may come in the form of a fucktard cloud.

[Radical Activist]

37. Bush: America makes no distinction

between the fucktards and the countries that harbor them.

[Radical Activist]

39. Hoover: No public man can be just a little fucktard

[otherlander]

40. My fellow Americans...

I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw fucktards forever.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

41. "A fucktard which will live in infamy" - F. D. Roosevelt

[Anarcho-Socialist]

42. "There is no Fucktard domination of Eastern Europe." - Gerald Ford

[Anarcho-Socialist]

43. "You won't have Fucktard to kick around any more" - Richard M Nixon

[Anarcho-Socialist]

44. "Richard Nixon is a no good, lying Fucktard" - Harry S Truman

[Radical Activist]

45. Didn't Truman really say that though?

:) He did use some pretty strong language about Nixon.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

51. Yes, pretty much

The actual quote was "Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard." Had 'fucktard' been in common parlance back then he may have used it. :)

[ElboRuum]

46. Bush I as Veep: This is fucktard economics.

[ElboRuum]

48. Bush II: "Compassionate Fucktardism"

[ElboRuum]

50. Bush II: "Shock and Fucktards"

[Anarcho-Socialist]

52. "Win one for the Fucktard" Ronald Reagan, GOP Convention 1988

[Anarcho-Socialist]

53. "Uhm... I don't recall fucktard." Ronald Reagan (multiple occasions)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

54. "The war is over — the fucktards are our countrymen again." - U.S. Grant