u4ic
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Sat Oct-14-06 01:45 AM
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God wants YOU to be well! |
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www.faithmeds.com
I noticed they didn't have an anti-nauseant on the site...:puke:
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Haole Girl
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Sat Oct-14-06 01:49 AM
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1. Crooks like this will be first in line at the gates to hell. n/t |
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Sat Oct-14-06 01:54 AM
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Perforaten — Helps you be holier than thou.
Reg-U-Snark — Takes the discomfort out of passing judgement.
LitigaNix — Removes your will to sue us when the rest of our crap doesn't work.
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speedoo
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Sat Oct-14-06 02:00 AM
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3. Evidently God does not want me to be well. |
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I opened the link and a pop up window appeared. I waited, dutifully for the Message for Me to appear, but the window just remained blank, except for the message below that warned me that I would never see the message again, if I closed the window.
Well, guess I better make sure my will and stuff are up to date.:cry:
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Sat Oct-14-06 02:07 AM
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4. Don't worry, its a 'gift' coupon... |
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...that gives you $20 off if you buy a trillion dollars of their snakeoil. If anything, God's looking out for you by shielding you from that shit.
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speedoo
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Sat Oct-14-06 10:10 AM
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8. Ok, and I bet the mailing address was Del Rio, Texas, right? |
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If you listened to Imus years ago when he actually had a radio show worth listening to, you'd know what I was talking about.
If not, and you're interested, I'll explain.
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Sat Oct-14-06 03:11 AM
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5. Apparently you're supposed to take it on faith that the stuff works? |
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But they sure don't take it on faith that you'll pay--they expect payment prior to sending out the product. :rofl:
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Sat Oct-14-06 03:21 AM
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6. They're the perfect drugs. |
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If you get better, it's because of the drugs. If you don't, it's because you didn't have enough faith.
The usual religious flimflam.
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NMMNG
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Sat Oct-14-06 03:37 AM
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If it works, it's because God is great and generous. If not it's because it was God's will/God works in mysterious ways, you weren't praying hard enough, you weren't worthy, etc.
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Sat Oct-14-06 10:15 AM
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9. Then why did He give me hepatitis? |
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Sat Oct-14-06 05:37 PM
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