HO! HO! HO! Merry Christmas DU!

[Santaclaus]

How are you all, have you been good little posters this year?

WHat do you want for Christmas?

[sleipnir]

1. A shit stick

[Santaclaus]

14. It's on the way!

[Name removed]

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[Santaclaus]

4. WOw...that's a lump of coal for you!

[Jack Rabbit]

3. I don't know about this year

But next year I want to savor the sight of a defeated junta ready to return the government to the people.

On behalf of myself and GrandmaBear --

Merry Christmas
Democratic Underground!!

[HereSince1628]

5. hey is that Will under that beard????????????

[Santaclaus]

6. Ho Ho Ho

No No NO!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Apparently not....

I got a lump of coal really quickly!
:toast:

[HEyHEY]

9. You swore at Santa?

YOu evil evil man!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. I have learned one should never tell Santa to "bite me" even in jest.

I apologize if it was taken as anything other than the tongue-in-cheek poor attempt at humor that was intended. Nothing personal, just a way of stating my opinion of my holiday experience this year.

And welcome to DU, Santa! I hope you stay all year long.

[HEyHEY]

12. I wouldn't challenge Santa to violence

"He sees you when you're sleeping" and he can get in through your chimney without you knowing...yup Santa could take you out faster than you could say "Grinch"!

[Santaclaus]

13. Hey that's okay!

Santa can take a joke!

[Cleita]

8. I vant a noo gobernor.

:shrug:

[Santaclaus]

10. ho ho ho

Sorry Santa signed a specific contract that says he can't mess around with politics.

[proud patriot]

15. Merry Christmas Santa Welcome to DU

:hi: have I been good this year ?

[WillyT]

16. What Proud Patriot Said !!! - And Yes, You've Been Excellent This Year !!!

Merry Christmas to you, and your family!!!

:loveya: Trish!

:hi:

On edit: Thank you Santa!!!

:yourock:

[proud patriot]

29. Merry Christmas WillyT give your mom a big ol hug for me

:loveya:

[Santaclaus]

27. yes I'd say you have

Except for that episode in K-mart..... accidentally put it in my pocket you said..bah!

[JohnKleeb]

17. Hey Santa can you get a lonely guy a girl

:shrug:

[Santaclaus]

28. I'm Santa Claus not a pimp!

:-)

[cosmicdot]

18. Santa, are you Canadian? I knew you were!

what do I want for Christmas?

my country back, and new, improved CAPTIONS for 2004?

Merry Christmas, Skip Fox ... thinking of you!

[JohnKleeb]

19. oh yeah a Kucinich presidency too lol

[Santaclaus]

22. Well technically I live in the Arctic circle

International property :-)

[RBHam]

20. How about PEACE ON EARTH!

sun of a bitch, do your job just once.

[Santaclaus]

21. Every time I load up the sack with that...

I get forced down by US airforce they confinscate it then

[PinkTiger]

24. Aren't you supposed to be rather busy at the moment?

Who's guiding the sleigh? Who's delivering presents? I'm starting to get a little worried......

[Santaclaus]

26. Just takin five

Finished Europe, heading to Boston. Then It's across the midwest and on to the west coast...I finish up in Hawaii around five am local time. Then it's off to the curling club here followed by some brews at the local tavern. :-)

[RBHam]

32. LOL

I was just ribbin', santa. please! do i still get my momentary ceasefire? huh? Please! whatta ya say!

[Santaclaus]

33. I'll try, but that bastard shrub has been such a bad boy all year

He won't even listen to me!

[The Undertaker]

23. Ho Ho-Hos, Santa!

[Santaclaus]

25. mmm ho hos

[devilgrrl]

30. A Living Wage!!!

;-)

[Santaclaus]

31. Lies all Lies!

I've been way more progressive than the tooth fairy. There's a couple of rogue elf leaders...they keep making demands to justify their pay as union leaders....don't believe the hype..plus all living expenses are paid dammit!

[Crunchy Frog]

34. Oh, c'mon

We all know the truth. You run the North Pole like it was a Chinese sweat shop.

Progressive my a**!:evilgrin: