Bassic
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Tue Oct-24-06 01:48 PM
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The definition of a FREEPER! |
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FReeperDon't mind the screaming, I was laughing too hard to speak normally :rofl:
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Bassic
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Tue Oct-24-06 01:51 PM
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1. I swear to God that it's funny. |
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Edited on Tue Oct-24-06 01:51 PM by Bassic
Promise!
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Tue Oct-24-06 01:59 PM
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2. it's sad when freeps can't freep their own definition n/t |
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Tue Oct-24-06 02:52 PM
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3. so according to the dictionary. |
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What would a DUer definition be?
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Tue Oct-24-06 03:35 PM
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4. Only one (derogatory) definition here. DU THIS PAGE! |
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Tue Oct-24-06 09:10 PM
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6. Only one. Mildly clever. |
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Looks like people find it more interested in making fun of Freepers :D
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Tue Oct-24-06 03:50 PM
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5. the 'freeper is a patriot' definition has a +7/-13 rating |
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the tags below this definition are IKYN,
conservative, activist, informed, passionate, well-read
:rofl:
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Tue Oct-24-06 10:24 PM
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7. And they're fans of Reagan's old chief of staff |
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Freeper. Loves Regan, Supports General principles of morality and WOT. Despises moral decay.
Funny, I don't see much mention of Donald Regan over at Freak Republic.
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Wed Oct-25-06 12:41 AM
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8. I added one! (text included) |
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Edited on Wed Oct-25-06 12:51 AM by BigMcLargehuge
MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Freeper - Posters at conservative website www.freerepublic.com who demonstrate their stunning grasp of wold events daily by reposting e-mailed prayers, dictates from the , spam e-mail, and making stupefyingly narrow minded commentary on the place of the USA in the greater world. Freepers away from their keyboard can often be found at gun shows, tractor pulls, bowling alleys, and drinking Mad Dog 20-20 in church dumpsters.
Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.
Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by
Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.
Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
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Wed Oct-25-06 05:56 AM
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9. I would call them a Free-Pee-er (They're allways pissed off) |
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