This thread will INevitably be ignored...

[Truebrit71sbruv]

ahem.... (makes incredibly subtle edit to thread title, meantime cursing a mixture of flu-remedy, antihistamine and beer)

Well... at least I'm able to be upright... for 14mins a day on such a cocktail...

I never made any claims towards being remotely lucid!

[BarenakedLady]

1. Hmmmm

What? Did someone say something? :shrug:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

5. not here... nuh-huh... never....

...nopers... ~shakes head~... ain't gonna happen.... nah.... shushhhhhhhh!

[BarenakedLady]

6. I could have sworn I heard something

like a faint buzzing in my ear.

Maybe not.

[MrCoffee]

10. yeah, you're having a stroke.

go lay down and wrap a hot towel around your head.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

12. shhhhhh....

.... you'll disturb us chickens...

[BarenakedLady]

15. I still have it on from yesterday

Maybe that's why I can't see or hear anything. :shrug:

[jobycom]

2. Nah. I ignored your last one cause I didn't understand it, so I'll give this one

a sympathy kick. :)

[Truebrit71sbruv]

16. Hey... being misunderstood should not be regarded as a problem...

... more a talent...

[cwydro]

3. evitably?

[Truebrit71sbruv]

4. just south of...

...cognito

[swimboy]

7. Of course.

[cwydro]

8. I kind of liked

"evitably".

[Truebrit71sbruv]

9. Well... it stands to reason there must be some kind of...

... antonym... or ante-antonym to inevitably... thus "evitably"....

As in... "Well, of course Watson... my fall from the Reichenbach falls was far from evitable... but still the bounder Moriarty got the best of me..."

[wildhorses]

11. I always vote blue

in this case-no

[Truebrit71sbruv]

13. Egad...

... that was fortunate for this thread!

(Always assuming it really wanted to be noticed...)

[buddhamama]

14. in

and out
whoosh
like the wind. :hi:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

17. just be sure to be a wind without...

... unsavoury odour...

... and curious "underpant-stain-residue"...

[wildhorses]

18. by the way--

what is THE Question?

[Truebrit71sbruv]

19. I have no clear idea...

... but I have it on very good authority that the answer is 42...

[wildhorses]

20. yes, that is the way around the galaxy

if you are hitch-hiking--

[buddhamama]

21. 42 ? !

wrong. whoever told you 42 is in worse shape than you are. the answer is 13.

[miss_american_pie]

22. Except when it's

69

:hide:

:hi:

[buddhamama]

23. hehehe

i was expecting 69. Inevitable. :D :hi:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

25. but that answer...

... is always a bit of a mouthful...

[miss_american_pie]

26. I'm nothing if not consistent

:D :hi:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

27. and there's nothing wrong...

... with a bit of good consistency...

... it just needs fondl... erm... checking regularly to be sure that it/they is/are of the right consistency...

[miss_american_pie]

28. Or being consistently good

at being bad. :evilgrin:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

29. It's a massively underated...

... talent...

Except within the ranks of repugs... where it's a prerequisite... (crap... sorry... I allowed some vaguely real politics into this thread.... my bad)...

Meanwhile... back at the flirt-ranch...

[Truebrit71sbruv]

24. actually....

.... I always thought the answer was "antidisestablishmentarianism"...

But got tired of people putting up umbrellas when I tried to say it...

[Truebrit71sbruv]

30. Ooooppppss...

... it was slipping down the rankings a wee bit there...

[marzipanni]

31. Oooooppss...pants slipping down a wee butt there, as well

:hi:

[Truebrit71sbruv]

32. But so elegantly revealing of the mighty...

... moon!