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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 07:31 PM Original message |
Headlines About Yourself You Never Want To See: |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. Jamastiene died in Rockingham, NC |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:29 PM Response to Reply #1 |
59. "Husband Bucky Covington sang 'Amazing Grace' at the service." |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 04:19 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. Oh dayum, I sure hope you DON'T go to |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 08:15 PM Response to Reply #68 |
72. You know you LUUUUURVE him!!! |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 10:42 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Aaaaaaah! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 07:05 AM Response to Reply #73 |
76. Especially his curly mullett... |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #76 |
78. Lalalalalallalaa |
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femmocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:08 PM Response to Original message |
2. Area teacher spent 50 years in the classroom! |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
3. Homeless vets in Newport News |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. I thought that one was tragically true and another one for us Ds to fix |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
4. "Bangor woman remarried in traditional ceremony." |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 03:23 AM Response to Reply #4 |
30. I feel for the copy editor |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 10:44 AM Response to Reply #30 |
46. Have you ever taken a look at the Bangor Daily News? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:15 PM Response to Reply #46 |
55. I haven't had the pleasure |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 09:30 PM Response to Reply #55 |
65. I don't doubt it. |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
5. Nicole wins millions in the lottery |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:28 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. *calls you for money* |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 10:31 PM Response to Reply #10 |
19. *Phone has been disconnected* |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. *curses in being thwarted in her plan for bumming money off of you for |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Crazy cat lady dies alone and penniless." |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:56 AM Response to Reply #6 |
38. Don't forget... |
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photogirl12 (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:33 PM Response to Original message |
7. Photogirl12 dies in freak tripod accident...n/t |
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Road Scholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
8. Local highway engineer dies, is buried on highway right of way. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
9. 63 Year Old Woman Gives Birth To Her First Child n/t |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:29 PM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Good one! |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 06:08 AM Response to Reply #11 |
34. Thanks |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:32 PM Response to Original message |
13. Man discovered dead after stench alerts neighbors. |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
14. WCGreen wins republican nomination for House Seat.... |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:45 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. ew! I would cry at that one. You going to the Victory party in Phx? |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 09:55 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. My car won't make it..... |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 10:30 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. You just do not want to see me! What happened to our love? |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 10:31 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Meet you halfway.... |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. but that place is sticky...I will just have to wait then |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:02 PM Response to Original message |
21. "Aristus Humiliated In Shakespeare Quoting Contest!" |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 06:44 PM Response to Reply #21 |
50. By Charo. |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 11:43 PM Response to Reply #50 |
67. "Charo makes amends to Aristus by calling him 'Cootchie'." |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:12 PM Response to Original message |
22. CaliforniaPeggy's Photos Entirely Fraudulent! |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. Bush awards struggle4progress Presidential Medal of Freedom |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:28 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. What did you mess up? |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:48 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. If I told you, you'd have to kill me |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 02:15 PM Response to Reply #28 |
47. Who do you think I am? Bush? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:16 PM Response to Original message |
24. Shark adopts vegan diet: victim missing and presumed dead |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-28-06 11:32 PM Response to Original message |
27. Starbucks Anarchist killed by Coffee-wielding Anarchists |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 03:18 AM Response to Original message |
29. Buffy dead at age 70; worked for 51 years in Human Services and |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 03:40 AM Response to Original message |
31. 'Local man compounds Python misquote |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:06 PM Response to Reply #31 |
53. LOL!!! n/t |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 03:42 AM Response to Original message |
32. Heidi bleeds to death during routine nose piercing. |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 03:56 AM Response to Original message |
33. Man almost bleeds to death after a bicycling incident causes tesiticular |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
35. Bunny Opens Sanctuary for Homeless Rats and Mice. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:47 AM Response to Original message |
36. Local man confirms general opinion by failing to live up to potential. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 02:19 PM Response to Reply #36 |
49. Are you an Onion writer? |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:48 AM Response to Original message |
37. GoPsUx drinks koolaide becomes republican |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
39. Man with World's tiniest penis discovered. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 02:17 PM Response to Reply #39 |
48. Now now, I am sure that is not true. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 08:11 AM Response to Original message |
40. Milford Man Found In Love Nest With Rep. Don Sherwood |
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miss_american_pie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 09:27 AM Response to Reply #40 |
45. Bwahahaha! |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
41. Local Man Convicted for Bookstore Arson Spree |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 09:19 AM Response to Original message |
42. I don't dare even type it. It involves fire, my home and my animals. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 09:22 AM Response to Reply #42 |
43. Backyard barbeque? |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 09:26 AM Response to Reply #43 |
44. "my" animals, not slaughtered feedlot animals |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
51. This week on Jerry Springer: All of SOteric's old flames reminisce. |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
52. "Local Stripper Swindled" |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
54. "NewWaveChick1981 Gives Birth to Quintuplets" |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:23 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. I want to see the give birth to quints one...babies are cute. |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:32 PM Response to Reply #56 |
60. Yeah, well.... you just keep wishing! |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:33 PM Response to Reply #60 |
61. Since it looks like I cannot bear children...yes! :D |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:36 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. OK, then... |
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Arkana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:27 PM Response to Original message |
57. Local Man Accidentally Posts In FYAD |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
58. World Record Finally Broken, Area Woman is Fattest EVER! |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
63. Librarian dies in freak book-crushing accident |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
64. UWSP Student Kills 100 with intestinal gas, UN weapons inspectors called in. |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Oct-29-06 11:05 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. um ew, that would be icky. |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
69. NewJeffCT among group sent to Gitmo for being criticizing High Chancellor Bush |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 07:57 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. Now that one will never happen and you know it. Bush would censor |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 08:13 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. well |
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dorktv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:14 PM Response to Reply #71 |
77. See what I mean? He would censor the media...lots of ways of doing that |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
74. wildhorses stampedes the white house and dumps a large |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-30-06 10:54 PM Response to Original message |
75. Lonely Otaku dies watching Anime |
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