ElboRuum
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:51 PM
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I am a total jerk... Ask me anything... |
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Yes, total. 100% The answers to your questions will bear this out.
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:52 PM
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ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:11 AM
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11. I called my own mother a 'ho'. n/t |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:13 AM
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14. would you call up my mom & tell her the same thing... |
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there's a cool 5 bucks in it for'ya B-)
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ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:20 AM
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25. Woo... a fitsky... I'll get right on it... n/t |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:23 AM
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:52 PM
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ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:11 AM
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13. Because someone had to be... n/t |
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:52 PM
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3. Is your name an anagram? |
ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:13 AM
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It's an anagram for "Spatula Spunkcookies". Thats what 'murbolue' means in the language I just made up.
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:15 AM
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I believe you are actually a jerk! Congratufuckulations!
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:54 PM
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4. I don't believe it for a minute! |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:14 AM
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18. Why not? Is it not easy enough for you to imagine? |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:29 AM
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28. Of COURSE I can imagine it! |
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But since I don't know you, well.......I'd like you to convince me...
That's all........:hi:
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:34 AM
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30. I remain unconvinced of your interest in my jerkdom, n/t |
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:55 PM
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Edited on Sat Oct-28-06 11:56 PM by BarenakedLady
What chromosome malfunction makes men totally dicks? Just curious. :shrug:
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ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:16 AM
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I wasn't particularly aware that men were totally dicks...
I would have to guess that it is chromosome 25, the -YAMA gene, which gives them the ability to tune out nagging.
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:19 AM
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If I could do a cyber three snap and a head roll you would totally get it. I'll give you three spanks instead.
:spank: :spank: :spank:
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crim son
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Sat Oct-28-06 11:56 PM
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6. He isn't gonna answer. |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:02 AM
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I suspect you're right, sweetie! Good to see you tonight.....:hug:
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:05 AM
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8. Ban the scaredy cat!!!!!!!!! |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:13 AM
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I'm trying to stay away from DU but every second day or so I find myself sucked back in. I hear you people, whispering to me, and I have to return and post something confessional so I can get all the hugs I need.
Look! Our jerk has in fact posted a response or two :)
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:06 AM
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9. well he doesn't seem all that proficient at being one... |
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maybe just a 1/2 ass jerk :spray:
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:06 AM
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You rock girlfriend!
:yourock:
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:11 AM
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:14 AM
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And don't you ever forget it!:hug:
Or I'll kick your patootie!
:spank:
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crim son
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:17 AM
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But I deserve it :(
(Okay, now I'm kidding! Thanks, sweetie! :pals:)
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ElboRuum
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:17 AM
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21. Well, shit, if you're gonna be that way about it... n/t |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:18 AM
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23. No, I admitted my error, |
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in my response to CalPeg. You ARE answering and you ARE a jerk! Cool :)
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:23 AM
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27. I have a can of "Jerk Off" that claims to remove jerks stuck to my windows. |
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Sun Oct-29-06 01:33 AM
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29. No, but you feel relieved every time you use it, for some reason. n/t |
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