Children's Literature lines that sound naughty

[Goblinmonger]

"Could you, would you with a goat"

Posted with homage to Oeditpus Rex.

[femmocrat]

1. "Rub-a-dub-dub, Three men in a tub"

First thing that popped into my head!

[Left Is Write]

2. I probably can't repeat this without getting the thread locked...

but just Google "The Owl and the Pussycat" by Edward Lear.

[Goblinmonger]

5. Oh hell yeah

That's one good-looking cat :evilgrin:

[Sanity Claws]

3. Little Red Riding Hood talking to the Wolf

Grandma, what big teeth you have!
The better to eat you my dear.

[petronius]

4. "With the sweet juice dripping thickly from his lips, James'

flickering tongue softly traced the supple curves and velvety peach fuzz of the wonderful fruit..."

- James and the Giant Peach (I don't remember the page, but I'm pretty sure it's in there ;))

[Goblinmonger]

6. Dahl was awesome.

You can't tell me that line wasn't put in there by Dahl on purpose for the parents reading to their kids. He was a devilish rogue.