'K, kids are skipping my house.

[democracyindanger]

Got the porch light on, the plastic jack 'o lantern full of candy in the window, and I've had two groups in the past two hours.

I dunno. Maybe I should put some pants on.

[mzteris]

1. I think my dog's scaring kids away

I have the three locked in the basement (dogs, not kids!) and one is a whiny howler - so it probably sounds really eerie from the outside.

(But if I didn't have 'em in the basement, they'd go berserk everytime the doorbell rang, rush the door, and eat all the candy!)

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. BWAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

[u4ic]

3. I'll come over

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

7. Oh no no no no no! I'll come over first!

I need candy more than you do! :evilgrin:

[Darth_Kitten]

4. Ungrateful little snots......

you've got good chow and they are fussy.....bastards. :(

[BigMcLargehuge]

5. THAT'S NOT A TOOTSIE ROLL!!!!

(Runs screaming into the night)

[Deja Q]

8. Ahem. Please do not confuse that DUer with Mark Foley.

:yoiks:

[Nicole]

6. None here & my light has been on all night

I think they prefer going to the mall, where it's warm.

[judaspriestess]

9. don't feel bad we've only had one trickertreater so far

its not like it used to be when I was growing up

[seemunkee]

10. We only got 7 kids

and i bought 5 huge bags of candy. Last year we almost ran out.

[judaspriestess]

11. well its officially over for us

we are turning off the lights. ONE kid, thats it. looks like we'll be eating the skittles and starburst

[Shine]

12. LOL!! funny.

are you standing in the window? :shrug:

[fortyfeetunder]

13. No kids stopped by this house either...

the doorbell rang and it was only my kids returning from the mall....

after I bought a crapload of candy from Costco!!!

[Drum]

14. LOL!

great surprise punchline. :thumbsup: