A lesbian recruited me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

:)

[mainegreen]

1. Off to Iraq with you then?

Or is that not what you meant?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Definitely not off to Iraq.

Although, I do have a bi friend in Baghdad currently. He definitely got the shittier deal.

[billyskank]

2. I hope you didn't have to fill out many forms

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. No forms, thankfully.

I hate filling out forms.

[XNASA]

5. What kind of toaster did she choose?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. This model:

[noonwitch]

14. Do I have to be a lesbian to get a cool toaster like that?

Not that it would match my kitchen or anything, but it is cool.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Nah, you can buy one, too.

Just google rainbow toaster.

[querelle]

6. Pauvre-toi

Did you get the urge to go out and buy a Bob-Cat earth mover? Will you have to give up those sexy pumps? Did she make you buy some flannel shirts and cut your hair in a mullet? If not, don't worry about it. My best friend is a militant dyke and looks like Cindy Crawford (somewhat).

By the Haruka............those pumps were hot. I'm a gay man but I know female heat when I see it, and you got it.

Q

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. No mullets and flannel here.

Now or ever.

[PVnRT]

7. What's the free gift these days?

n/t

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. ...

[Guava Jelly]

9. did you pass the physical?

:evilgrin:
:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. With flying colors.

[Critters2]

12. Congrats, I guess

Me, I'm still straddling the ol' fence.


Bisexual--twice as likely to have a date this weekend!

[Patiod]

16. Which reminds me - I need to recruit a lesbian

I emailed a friend who is wildly connected in the lesbian community, looking for someone to work at my polling place on election day. She said she would volunteer to do it herself if I needed her.

I forgot to get back to her on it....

Hey - a silly Lounge post actually helped my life - there's a scary thought.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Hey, it's happened before.

Glad I could be of service.

[Bombtrack]

18. I follow the lesbian agenda

to jones for hot chicks.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. gimme details woman!!

what do you mean?

in what capacity?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. It's just a copycat thread.

I have been recruited in the past.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. well you gave me the gay

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Really?

Damn, I wish I remembered doing that.

Check your PM.