If this man is sober, then I'm straight.

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[Kerrytravelers]

1. Drunk and/or coked up.

Either one- IMPEACH 'EM!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I should be president.

I conduct myself far better when I'm in either of those states, and my politics are better than Mr. Bush's, as well.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. Don't run for president.

It's people like you who will turn the electorate against... people like you. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Don't worry I have no political aspirations.

I'm not a Republican, so I'd have to actually explain my arrest record.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

7. LOL, true.

[vixengrl]

4. I daresay, he's a great flaming whisky-soaked haggis of a man--

filler shoved into sheep's innards, and lubricated with spirits. And yet, not at all appetizing.

[pitohui]

6. holy moly is that ray nagin in that boatload of drunks?

i already know * is a falling-down drunk who makes gerald ford look good but i can't believe he's partying down with ray nagin

oh wait a minute

yes i can

it's only the people who are NOT from new orleans who think mayor nagin is a democrat

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8. Nagin it is.