"Wonderjock" Underwear Makes Men Look Bigger

[matcom]

:rofl:

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SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) - Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.

Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.

"The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.

"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra."

"When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback," said Ashby. "Our customers give us feedback. We didn't realize that big is better."

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[LynneSin]

1. So it's a Wonderbra for dicks

Seriously

[hedgehog]

2. In both senses of the word.

[ghostsofgiants]

24. Ha!

[Phillycat]

3. "Rings"? How the F would that work?? nt

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

13. search

cockring on google

:P

:hi:

[Phillycat]

20. Well, yes, but...

they incorporate them into UNDERWEAR? I had no idea!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

21. i know people wear them to help

accentuate whats inside the underwear but Ive never seen them built in...

[XemaSab]

4. Their server is currently overloaded

:(

[XNASA]

5. I'll just stick with the time honored cucumber covered in aluminum foil....

Thank you very much.

[AllegroRondo]

22. *beep*beep*beep*

"step over here, sir"

"do you have any artifical plates or limbs?"


GREAT scene from Spinal Tap.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Well, I guess the Mrs. knows what to get you for Christmas.

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

7. I can't speak for the other gals/guys,

but I rather tend to notice the backside more than the front.
:dilemma:

[tjwmason]

29. Definitely.

Not least because the package in "normal" mode bears very little relationship to the "real size"...without being too explicit.

[BreweryYardRat]

8. Don't need it.

On rare occasions, it's good to be me.

[Whoa_Nelly]

9. Geez! Seems * got an advance pair back in 2003 for the Mission Accomplished

photo-op :yoiks:

[gfnrob]

10. The shrub has been wearing these for years!

[redwitch]

11. I remember reading about a disco injury back in the eighties.

Guy was taken to the hospital after a fall and it was discovered that he had a salami in his pants. Tee Hee.

[MrCoffee]

12. Completely unnecessary...it would just make me look freakish.

[Ohio Joe]

14. "separates and lifts"

That sounds just a bit uncomfortable.

[ZombieNixon]

15. Heh...that is...if you need one.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

16. Oh my

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

17. It's probably cheaper than a Hummer.

[hedgehog]

18. Even I caught that double entendre!

[MrCoffee]

25. double entendre? moi? sacre bleu!

[BarenakedLady]

27. Oh yeah.

:rofl:

[Brewman_Jax]

19. Wonderjock has to be more comfortable than this...

:rofl:

[meegbear]

23. Skivees with a sock pouch ...

what'll they think of next?

[Heidi]

26. "Wonderjock" photo:

[hedgehog]

30. Not very impressive, IMO

It definitely looks artificial.

[HEyHEY]

28. Or in my case, smaller

[SOteric]

31. Brobdingnagian.

:hi:

[petronius]

32. Reminds me of a joke:

A freeper went to a beach on the Riviera and saw all these beautiful women walking around yet none of them would even look at him. He thought he was a pretty good looking guy so he didn't see what was wrong. He asked his interpreter what he could do to get some attention.

The interpreter told him to get the smallest Speedo he could find and wear it to the beach tomorrow. He got the Speedo and wore it to the beach. Still nothing. He asked the interpreter what else to do. The interpreter said to get a potato and stick it down the Speedo. He ran down the street to the store and bought a potato. He put it down the Speedo and went back to the beach.

But this time people were staring at him and some laughing. He went back to the interpreter and said, "I've done everything you said, only now they're laughing at me. Whats wrong?!".

"Sir, you were supposed to put the potato down the front of the Speedo!"