Shameless attempt at attention-whoring, ask me anything

[reyd reid reed]

Two of my newest short-shorts went up yesterday:


http://www.hissquarterly.com/

Edited because I'm an idiot and the link doesn't link directly to my work. Under the "Front View" section, fifth name down.

Sheesh. Some attention-whore I am.

:eyes:

[billyskank]

1. Hi r3!

:hug: :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

2. G'morning, Billy!!!

:hi::hug:

[BarenakedLady]

3. Ok

What do I do now?:shrug:

oh and

:yourock:

[reyd reid reed]

4. Now you do whatever you feel like doing.

And if anyone asks, tell them I said you could. So there.




Thanks.

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. Here's another one for you. Awesome profile by the way

You can buy me a drink any time. LOL!

[taterguy]

5. What's the most whorish thing you've ever done to get attention?

My enquiring mind wants to know

[reyd reid reed]

8. Post on DU

doesn't seem to be very effective, does it?

[miss_american_pie]

6. Very cool!

How's your day going? :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

9. So far, so good...

it's still early though, so anything's still possible.

:hi:

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Why is my right ankle in so much pain?

Shoot, you don't know either? *sigh*

Good work!

[reyd reid reed]

11. My guess would be...

that you hurt it?

:shrug:

Ice and elevation

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. That part I've got figured out. I just can't remember how I hurt it.

And I haven't gone on a bender lately so no drunken black outs to offer up a partial explanation. Personally, I suspect it might be my body's way of telling me to take a day off from house work and play on DU instead.

[reyd reid reed]

18. Now THAT sounds like

the perfect remedy for whatever hurts.

:hug:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Ask you anything?

What's a good, preferably mean-spirited prank that I can pull on my roommates?

[reyd reid reed]

15. Give 'em a twelve-pack of cheap beer and then

after they've passed out, put their clean underwear in the freezer and their fingers in warm water.

An oldie but a goodie.

:hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

16. I've actually done the underwear in the freezer one before.

Not mean-spirited enough though, I'm out for blood.

[reyd reid reed]

19. Hmmmm...you want meaner than

making them have an unfortunate episode with no clean, warm, dry chonies? Oh, you are out for blood. What have they done?

and I'll put on my thinking cap. And ask my kids.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Oh they're just utter bastards in general.

Won't go into the details, because I'd be here for a while.

[reyd reid reed]

21. Well, in that case

I'll get my daughter right on it. She can be downright Evil when she puts her mind to it.

She gets it from her mother.

:evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

22. You see this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5796516

Talk about mean-spirited. You wouldn't resort to something like this, would you? I don't want you in trouble...so don't. try. this. at. home.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Haha, I did see that.

If it wouldn't get me in trouble... :P

[ghostsofgiants]

27. Mwahahahasinisterlaugh...

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

25. give them the twelver, and when they're passed out cold...

find a nice big black permanent marker and start coloring.

[reyd reid reed]

30. But what do you color?

:shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. My dear reyd reid reed!

Your writing leaves me breathless........it's fantastic!

Keep 'em coming, baby!

Did you see my story "The Game" in the Writer's group? Feel free.......

But if you feel like leaving comments, do so here, or in a PM, OK?

That's if!

You have quite a talent, my dear.......

:hug:

[reyd reid reed]

17. Thank you, Peggy

:hug:

I remember that story. I'll go back and take another look...

[puerco-bellies]

23. I read the two poems under the drop-down menu

Wow, powerful, evocative.

[reyd reid reed]

24. Which ones?

I have to confess, I haven't read the entire issue yet.

:blush:

[puerco-bellies]

26. Progressions, and Shades of Gray.

Both poems seem to stem from some dark deeply emotional well. I don't know if I could tap that kind of a source. I bury my hurts deep and let them rest.. I think it's a "guy-thing". Both poem are beautiful, and unsettling at the same time.

[reyd reid reed]

28. Oh.

Thank you...one of them was raw when I wrote it and I thought it would be cathartic.

It wasn't.

The other one came from -- I honestly don't know. I'm really not a dark, depressed soul. I just play one on paper.

:shrug:

[reyd reid reed]

31. Kick

Because I'm shameless.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

32. Do you ever get tired of being so effen Beautiful??

It must get old after while :)

[reyd reid reed]

33. Just keep it up, hon.

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

34. you make it easy :o)

:loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

36. What address was I supposed to send that payment to again?

:rofl:

[Redstone]

35. I got "The document contains no data" when I clicked on the link.

I'd really like to read your writing, and hope you can fix the link.

Redstone

[reyd reid reed]

37. Ack!!!

I'm off to try right now.

Heh...see what I get for being obnoxious? Some attention-whore I am.

:eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

38. When I clicked it, it worked...

Otherwise, you can try putting hissquarterly.com in your browser thingie.

Mine are under "Front View"

If it still doesn't work, let me know and I can try either PMing or e-mailing or something. I'll copy and paste.

I ain't shy.

[Redstone]

39. Hey, I'll always pay attention to you, even if nobody else will.

But I suspect that "nobody else will" will not ever be the case.

Don't sell yourself short, kiddo.

Redstone

[reyd reid reed]

40. Awwwww

:hug: