Well, that just tops it off.

[LaraMN]

By 8 am this morning I had:

1. Banged my head on the kitchen cabinet.
2. Banged my head on the door frame of the den.
3. Whacked my knee into the car door.
4. Banged my head on the car door frame (with observers).

I just got back from the store where I bought 10 lb hand weights, and as I was walking in the back door, they ripped through the bag and fell on my foot.

If you don't hear from me later, it'll probably be because I am dead of some random humiliating self-inflicted accidental injury, at which people will laugh and then feel inherently evil for getting their jollies off of.

:crazy:
:D

[qnr]

1. On the somewhat positive side, your fingers still work if you need to dial the

phone for help, or come to DU for emotional support. :)

[LaraMN]

23. So far....

*knock on wood*

:D

[miss_american_pie]

2. Awwww

I took two sick kids, one of whom is hopped up on albuterol, grocery shopping. Wanna trade lives? :hi:

[LaraMN]

22. I might trade you, but I'll need to know

how you feel about the kids nipping a little brandy...

:D

[miss_american_pie]

24. Only after momma's had her share

:D :hi:

[XNASA]

3. Twitching thighs, tops off, banging, etc.

You just don't know when to stop, do you?

;)

[LaraMN]

21. Well, maybe when I can't walk anymore.

:o :D

[Richardo]

4. You drink too early in the day.

:eyes:

[matcom]

6. ..

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

5. don't worry! cheer up! Things aren't as bad as you think.

I won't feel inherently evil.

[LaraMN]

20. Bwahaha!

Bless your sadistic heart!

:rofl:

[Hugin]

7. My sweetheart tripped while taking care of the neighbor's pig...

She jambed her wrist... Skinned up both knees... and got a fat lip.

Misery loves company.

(Honestly, I'm sorry you've hurt yourself. ;( )

[matcom]

8. "taking care of the neighbor's pig"

i REALLY don't want to know :7

[Hugin]

11. ... at least I didn't drive her down to the nuke plant for medical attention.

Note to self: Don't drink and slop the hogs.

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

9. Have you been dipping into my meds again!

:P

Be careful. We'd like you to stay whole, healthy and reasonably intact. Maybe you want to sit down for a little while. :)

[LaraMN]

17. Not that I recall, although my short-term memory isn't so great...

I'm rather wishing I could go back to bed and start over! Do you have any idiocy-suppressing meds?

[ThomCat]

25. No. Just the opposite, unfortunately.

All of my meds are idiocy inducing. :P

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. Damn I hate days like that. Good luck!

[LaraMN]

18. Could be much worse. I haven't run anyone over

or forgotten any small children at the store or at school. Yet.
:D

[BarenakedLady]

12. Oh ouch!

I have days like that more often than I'd like to admit. I hope your day turns around for the better.

:hug:

[LaraMN]

19. I'm just a big old oaf.

I'll probably survive. Thanks for the hug!
:D

[reyd reid reed]

13. Maybe it's a growth spurt

and you haven't adjust to the new height?

Hey...it's possible.

:hi:

[LaraMN]

15. Lol!

No thanks! The last thing I need is to have buy all new pants!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. Is your full name Lara E. Coyote? -nt

[LaraMN]

16. No, but I've been told that I run like a deer.

Not quite sure what that means. Not quite sure I even want to know.
:rofl:

[dpbrown]

26. Schadenfreude - It's American!!!

:patriot:

[LaraMN]

27. Hey Dan!

How's it goin' down dere in da cities?

[dpbrown]

30. Uff da!

Cold enuff for ya? It was blowin' cold snow around down here today!

When you comin' down to a meetup????

:toast:

[MorningGlow]

28. Mercury retrograde

It's on from now through 11/17. Causes accidents, clumsiness, bad moods, and electronics to go on the fritz.

http://www.astrologycom.com/mercret.html

All you can do is just...duck.

:hide:

[Hugin]

29. DUCK!

Thanks for the heads-up...

I had to wonder what was going on.