George & the Parrot

[urbuddha]

"Laura Bush bought her husband a parrot for his birthday. She told Dick Cheney, "This bird is SO smart! George has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!"

Cheney said, "That's impressive, all right. But I trust that you realize that he just sounds the words. He really doesn't understand what they mean."

"That's all right," said Laura, "neither does the parrot!"

:rofl:

[L A Woman]

1. i have a feeling we are going to hear this joke a brazillion times! n/t