Shit you do to fuck with people who fuck with you?

[ohiosmith]

Haven't done this for a while: When someone behind me lays on the horn at a traffic signal just as it changes from red to green I'll not move until the light is just about to go from yellow to red then speed through the intersection leaving their ass to sit through another red light.

I know it's stupid.

[MrCoffee]

1. i do that. who you calling stupid?

[ohiosmith]

2. Sorry man, I should have guessed.

[buddhamama]

3. i'm lame

i react in the opposite manner people would expect me too.

for instance in your scenario with someone honking their horn at me i'd smile, wave and blow kisses.

[ohiosmith]

4. now that would really piss off someone

[cwydro]

17. Exactly what I do

when I get flipped off!

[buddhamama]

20. it really does piss people off

they want you to react negatively by flipping them off in return, whatever. not doing/reacting in the manner people expect pisses them off even more.

[cwydro]

24. You are right

and if it happens to me out of the car, I usually look all pious and tell them "God Bless You".:evilgrin:

[hippywife]

29. That's not lame!

That's what I do when standing at peace demos and the freepers come by and yell obscenties. It really does get them hotter under the collar.

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. See now...I don't want to get shot in the head while driving so I

refrain from that sort of thing. I will slow down if someone is riding my ass but that's about the extent of my "road rage" inducing behaviour. Too many very bad things happen here for me to attempt more. :hi:

[reyd reid reed]

6. I just smile and leave 'em wondering when it's coming.

The suspense is Wonderful. And then, when they've given up and figure I'm full of shit and I'm not gonna do anything...

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

7. yes?

[reyd reid reed]

9. See....I can't say

If I did, then you'd they'd have some warning, now wouldn't you they?

[ohiosmith]

11. :

:rofl:

[unsavedtrash]

8. my favorite way to deal with asshole roommates

quiet but most pleasing-
take the assholes toothbrush and gently scrub it around the inner ring of the toilet and then put it back in place. Never a word to them.

[ohiosmith]

10. that's disgusting. effective but disgusting

[Divameow77]

12. but is it really effective

if they don't know? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. I do that too.

[BarenakedLady]

14. I'm still deciding...

any suggestions? :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

15. Kill their pets

[ohiosmith]

16. fuck man. do you eat them as well?

[johnnie]

18. I have a few

Superglue their car locks

Dump termites or cockroaches down their dryer vent

Place an ad for an estate sale in the paper at their house and make it start at 7am


Wrap 3 foot long ty-raps around their drive shafts. It is like a larger version of baseball cards in the spokes.


Roadkill in the glove compartment


Put some nuts and bolts in their hubcap..lol, it gets pretty loud


An anonymous report for selling drugs out of their house


There are a few. Ahh, good times... good times.

[buddhamama]

22. i hope none of these

are done for simple traffic related incidents. wow! remind me never to mess with you. better tell me where you live so i can avoid the place. :)

[johnnie]

27. Traffic incidents?

No, this is what I do to people who look at me funny.

[LaraMN]

19. Fail to wash their underwear.

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[Phillycat]

21. You are very lucky I don't carry a gun.

As I think that should be an offense punished by instant death. Thankfully, most drivers in Philadelphia know better, because lots of people DO carry a gun here. :D

[seemunkee]

23. They are beneath recognition

Why bother? What they do or think is of no importance to me, to think otherwise gives them some power over me.

[ohiosmith]

25. yea, but, but....they fucked with you

[seemunkee]

28. No they didn't

I would have to care to be fucked with. If an asshole honks in the woods do you care if they make a sound?

[ohiosmith]

33. How did he get in the woods? Are there bears there?

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. That hasn't happened to me yet

I have a back-of-the-brain plan for it, though: I'd get out of my truck, stand as erect as I can (I'm 6' 2"), walk slowly to the offender's vehicle, look down at them and say, in a Dirty Harry-like voice, "Get out of the car."

No violence. No threats. No physical contact. Just height and pipes. :evilgrin:



I should prolly look in the mirror first, though, to make sure the honkee isn't some hulking, ear-haired Neanderthal.

[ohiosmith]

31. Several years ago an English buddy of mine named George was behind a Jag

stopped at a light in London. When the Jag's driver released the clutch the Jag rolled backward and kissed the bumper of George's car. George honked and flipped off the Jag's driver. The guy in the Jag yelled out the window "hey mate, hold your water". As the Jag pulls away George yells back "hold my water, get out of that fucking heap and I'll kick your bloody ass".

The Jag's driver gets out, gets out and gets out some more and as he is walking toward George's car, George recognizes him as Frank Bruno the former WBC and British heavyweight champion.

George nearly pissed himself. According to him, George said "no worries champ" and backed up three blocks before he turned around as he wanted to be sure that Bruno wasn't going to chase him down.

[Oeditpus Rex]

32. ...

Great story. Especially the backing-up part. :rofl:

[hedgehog]

35. Would you be looking at yourself or the other driver in the mirror?

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. The other guy

I know what I look like.

[begin_within]

30. When someone rings my doorbell 10 times rapidly when they first get here,

I go to the door, and answer it 10 times rapidly, shutting the door each time.

[Cygnusx2112]

34. You got that from Beverly Hills Cop, didn'tcha?

[ohiosmith]

36. No. Got it from my uncle Bob.

[warrens]

37. When the people upstairs get rowdy

I put on Beat Em Up by Iggy Pop, his most metal album, push the speakers against the wall to make sure all that good bass travels up, go in my room, shut the door and leave it blasting at 8.

[ohiosmith]

38. MIne goes to eleven.