Overly aggressive military recruiter

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This is a discussion between a military recruiter and a student.

Tekwarz: hello

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah! How are you doing today?

Tekwarz: hi

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Have you considered the opportunities we can offer you in the United States Marine Corps?

Tekwarz: my name is caleb

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Caleb, let me ask you, have you ever wanted to see a 500 pound JDAM drop down a cave entrance and frag a pack of terrorist scum plotting to destroy America?

Tekwarz: i dono

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Caleb, could I talk to your teacher?

Tekwarz: miss barons

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Oorah. You got it, kid. Let me talk to her.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Are you still there?

Tekwarz: One of my students said he was speaking with you.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Hey yeah, my name is Staff Sergeant John J. Haymaker, United States Marine Corps oorah! wanted to ask a quick question or two.

Miss Barons: Alright.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: When do you think I could come down and have these kids take some ASVABs?

Miss Barons: I'm sorry, what are those?

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. It's a test that'll help them pick their MOS and serve the forces of democracy.

Miss Barons: Sir, this is a fourth grade class.

Staff Sergeant Haymaker: I think you're way underestimating your students' abilities and that's tragic.

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