It's getting to the point where Jack Chick's no fun anymore

[jmowreader]

Witness his latest droll tract, "The Unwelcome Guest."

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1036/1036_01.asp?wpc=1036_01.asp&wpp=a

Just another attack on Masonry. Oh boy.

[Hugin]

1. Bummer!

I can remember a time when Jack Chick was reliable.

Darn... First Keith Richards gives up drugs and now Jack Chick is pulp.

What is this world coming to?

[Zomby Woof]

2. My great-grandfather was a 32nd Degree Mason

And oh yeah, he was sooooo evil. :eyes:

During the Depression, his job as a railroad engineer kept him steadily employed and financially sound enough that he was able to feed many of his town's hungry families. He was a proud Democrat from Missouri and took great pride when Harry Truman became president.


As a rule, fundies cease to be entertaining in anything beyond small doses.

[Frank Cannon]

7. My uncle is a Shriner (HIGH-level Mason) and a Republican

And he is the kindest, friendliest, most giving person you could ever meet. He will literally give you the shirt off his back. He is one of my lifelong heroes.

Jack Chick jumped the shark a long time ago.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. I sympathize with the protagonist.

Not a day goes by that I'm not screwed over by those damn Masons.

:eyes:

[Hugin]

4. Masons implant an iguana in you?

:wtf:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Like clockwork.

Ach, the heathens.

[Taverner]

5. Ahhhh so the Rose Cross is the sign of Bahomet

Utter BS....

[Hugin]

8. Ah, here's a classic Chick...

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0055/0055_01.asp