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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:14 PM
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OK, I missed the toaster joke...
...anybody care to explain this one to me? :shrug:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:16 PM
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1. :
Bush is getting his morning briefing on the war in Iraq, when Rumsfeld reports that, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday."

Bush goes white and looks extremely distraught. Rumsfeld pauses for a moment, but when Bush starts looking even worse, he asks, "Are you alright, Mr. President?"

Bush says, "That's just terrible, awful. This is horrible."

Stunned at Bush's reaction, Rumsfeld pauses in silence.

Finally, Bush asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:16 PM
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2. You're an evil one Mr. Grinch...
:lol:
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:16 PM
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3. *sigh*
Thanks...thanks a lot. :-(
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:18 PM
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4. what toaster joke-
are you referring to Lesbians getting toasters if they recruit someone?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:22 PM
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5. What do the recruits get?
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:23 PM
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7. they get to be (with) lesbians
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:23 PM
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8. No appliances?
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-02-06 05:22 PM
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6. Oh...ok...
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