I think Alton Brown should kill the "food 9-11" guy, and the "secret life of" idiot

[Rabrrrrrr]

Esp. the secret life of guy - he's not only annoying, but every time his show is aired, that's one less half-hour that Alton's show could be aired.

[trof]

1. I want an Alton Brown Channel

My fave, by FAR.
Guy knows what the hell he's doin'.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. Some good info....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alton_Brown
After reading this, I liked him even more. I really loved his road trip show.
Duckie

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. I don't get it - you don't like him any more, or you like even more?

Which is it?

"I liked him anymore" doesn't make sense, my cyberfriend. :7

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. Sorry.

I meant to say I didn't think I could like him anymore, but I liked him EVEN MORE. I fixed it.
Thanks.
Duckie

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Holy crap, he worked with Spike Lee.

Never knew that.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. ME, TOO!!!!!!!

I lived in Evansville, IN for awhile, and I never knew about the brain sandwich thing. Kinda glad about that, though! :scared:

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. Tyler Florence is okay. If Alton's going to kill anyone, why not Sandra Lee?

She's Alton's exact opposite.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Exactly!!

She is just useless. :applause:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Ummmm... duh......

Sandra has amazing breasts. Sheesh. :eyes:

The only thing Tyler has going for him is that he chews with his mouth open, talks with his mouth full, and adds the words "okay", "right", and "alright" every other word.

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Meh. Everyone has boobs.

Besides, Tyler Florence is much cuter than that lush Sandra Lee. Have you been drinking Sandra's nasty alcoholic witch brews? She needs to add those cocktails, so her audience views her show through beer goggles.


:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

10. I will never forget her drunkenly hitting on Bobby Flay during that X-mas special.

Bobby looked like he wanted to run. Far. :rofl:

[philosophie_en_rose]

11. She looks like his wife on meth.

His wife was the blonde prosecutor on Law and Order: SVU. Sandra looks like her older, drunker, hornier, methier sister.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Oh my God, you're right!

:rofl:

[leftofthedial]

15. amazingly expensive breasts

[Twillig]

17. She deserves to die for 'Sea Breeze Martini's'

Yeah, she actually mixed up Sea Breeze and put it in a cocktail glass and
called it a 'Sea Breeze Martini.'

What is worse is that she announced it at the top of the show and I watched it just to see if she would carry through with it. She did.

Kill me.

[Pale Blue Dot]

13. After he killed them, how would they be prepared?

I would watch that episode! :9

[Robeson]

16. Alton Brown gives me a headache....

...I wish he'd kill his own show.

[Lethe]

18. alton brown or thomas dolby?

or


http://www.bookpeople.com/readymade/authorgallery3/images/Brown,%20Alton%2005.jpg


THOMAS DOLBY = ALTON BROWN
IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY!
THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON!

[acmavm]

19. I'm glad that people like here Alton. I know people who just hate him

and to show what my life has come it, I argue with them about it.

I LOVE Iron Chef America!!

[xchrom]

20. i like alton -- but i wanna fool around with tyler.

and he can fix dinner after.

therefore tyler stays.