Forget Ted Haggard! Ted Striker should be your focus!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

Fuckin' liberals, all worried about sexual exploits of hypocritical rightwing Christians while totally forgetting the fact that your hero, Bill Clinton, had a HETEROSEXUAL, NON-PAYING sexual encounter with AN ADULT. You bastards.

[Zomby Woof]

1. It's a good thing he doesn't know how much

I hate his guts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I don't even know why we're doing this. It's a goddamned waste of time.

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

7. Municipal bonds - grade double-A

[Initech]

2. Stop calling me Shirley!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Do you like movies about gladiators?

[hfojvt]

4. I sure picked a bad day

to quit hallucinogens.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. First time?

[enigmatic]

8. Does he still have a drinking problem?

I love that film. Steven Stucker channeled Paul Lynde in that, too; what a role..

[LTR]

9. Well, surely you can't be serious!

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Yes, I am. And stop calling me Shirley.

[LTR]

11. It's DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!

Sheesh! Mangled twice in this thread.

[billyskank]

12. I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Reagan movie

:thumbsup:

[Deep13]

13. He's a menace to everything in the air. Yes, birds too.

[RedStateShame]

14. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?

Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question...skip it.

[sarge43]

15. What a pisser!

I haven't seen anything like it since the Anita Bryant concert.

[johnnie]

16. Sluggish..

Like a wet sponge.

[BigMcLargehuge]

17. I've got to concentrate, concentrate, concentrate...

I've got to CONCENTRATE, concentrate, concentrate...

Mato Grande....

[gizmonic]

18. Ooh look! There's a sale at Penney's!

:)

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. "Stewardess, I speak Jive"

[Dukkha]

20. A lot of people had plans before the war....

people like George Zip!

[Parche]

21. striker striker

OUCH!!!!