I blame GOPisEvil

[Rabrrrrrr]

I don't know what the problem or the issue is, but clearly "it" is all fucked up, and clearly it is the fault of GOPisEvil.

Now, I know you liberals are gonna come back at me asking for "facts" and "proofs" and "specific, footnotable 'truths'", but I'm telling you, I call it from my gut - like a proper American in the wild west (or, at least, having seen a lot of John Wayne movies). And my gut is telling me that, whatever the hell it is that's wrong, it's GOPisEvil's fault.

And, please, I ask you not to play that old, boring, uninteresting and time-wasting liberal tactic of hiding behind the truth.

I'm talking about my gut here.

And seriously, who are you going to trust? Someone who's been trained, researched the subject, published on it, and been peer reviewed, or someone who isn't encumbered with Harvard liberal elitistical Christian-hating sodomist-favoring truthiness?

[GOPisEvil]

1. It's the liberal media's fault. They always twist my words!

Any any bad stuff I really did say is all due to Bill Clinton making it all seem ok.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Until you apologize, I'm not listening to you.

The way you insulted our troops, or Macy's servicepeople, or Ghanian pedagogy (like I have time to keep track of what you actually did while I'm attacking you) makes me sick. (at least, my handlers tell me that, whatever it was you said whenever and wherever it was, assuming you even did, that I should be 'outraged' and that I threw up on my shirt because I feared for our children, you bastard).

[GOPisEvil]

7. I'm sorry you're offended.

[Shakespeare]

2. I think you should have used more quotation marks.

It makes others perceive you as sane and knowing. I can give you examples if need be.

[SOteric]

3. I'm a small person.

I'm pretty sure I could hide behind your gut. :hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. Did you know he intentionally postponed the Saddam verdict until Sunday?

Typical GOPisevilian tactic.

What does that say about how desperate he is?

Shame, shame, shame GOPisevil.

[GOPisEvil]

5. If you think you've seen GOPisEvilian maneuvering, just wait...

...you ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. I just finished watching the movie "LynneSin's Brain"

And now I know all about how your crass manipulations catapulted her to her current position of infinite power.

I hope you're happy with what she's done to this country.

[yvr girl]

8. Clearly, he's a bastard

and dastardly.

[Zomby Woof]

9. I have always blamed GOPisEvil

It's a time-honored tradition! :thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

10. I just pass the blame on to matcom's dog.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

11. His dog humped my sandwich once

Once.

[GOPisEvil]

13. My dad hung me from a hook once.

Once.

It's an .88 magnum. It shoots through schools.

How did this become a "Johnny Dangerously" quote-fest? :D

[Zomby Woof]

15. Your testicles and you!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

16. I've been fulfilling a lot of people's prophecies about me.

I became a real scumbag!

[Zomby Woof]

18. Farging icehole!

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.

[GOPisEvil]

19. "The name's Dangerously. Johnny Dangerously."

"Did you know your last name is an adverb?"

[Zomby Woof]

20. I know what you can't say. You wanna get laid.

You wanna hump your brains out. Vavoom, vavoom, vavoom!

[GOPisEvil]

21. I love 'im, but one day I'm gonna knock 'im on his ass.

Maureen Stapleton was so good in that flick!

[Zomby Woof]

22. It's the only time Piscopo was funny

I enjoy collecting protection money, putting whores to work, loan-sharking. I enjoy planting bombs in people's cars. These are a few of my favorite things.

[GOPisEvil]

23. I agree totally!

I AM handicapped. I'm psychotic!

[LynneSin]

12. Rabrrrrr once again you have exposed the fact that you are delusional

We all know it was Clenis that did it

[ThomCat]

17. Yes, but GOPisEvil hired me to help clean it up,

so you have to give him some credit for that. He takes responsibility when he's responsible! :patriot:

[In_The_Wind]

24. I've met with GOPisEvil several times. I believe you're correct!

forsooth for shame

[nytemare]

25. Yes, it is his fault!

All his fault. Katrina, Iraq, Brownie, Foley, everything. All his fault.

:hi: