(AP) Rove jumps shark +Marianas Islands!!!!!!

[originalpckelly]

"(AP) Saipan, CNMI -- While on a vacation in the Commonwealth of the North Marianas Islands, Karl Rove, the President's top political aide, engaged in homosexual relations with a shark. The shark, who for his own protection did not wish to identified, has come forward saying Mr. Rove has had two year affair with the shark.

In exchange for large amounts of red meat, the shark agreed to have sexual relations with Mr. Rove.

When asked how they first met, the shark had this to say:
'We were at The Cage, a local shark-man bar(s), where sharks go after men all the time. I was hanging out with my buddies and we saw this guy, at first we thought it was some chum, that someone had dropped a pig's head in the water, but it later turned out to be Mr. Rove.

At first he was little afraid of me, I kept making passes at him for an hour. Then it happened, he tried to jump me. It all happened so fast after that, all I remember is waking up the next morning with ten pounds of prime cut Angus beef on my dresser, and a card to call Mr. Rove at his office back in Washington, D.C.'

Mr. Rove was not immediately available for contact, as he was busy making contact with a horse."

Copyright 2006, Associated Perverts

[liberal N proud]

1. ..

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[originalpckelly]

2. Thanks...

I had to put it out. I even like the Associated Perverts part...
:rofl:

[gfnrob]

3. Was this a Gay shark, or...

do we need to worry about Rove-Shark hybrid??? Scary.:shrug:

[originalpckelly]

4. It was a homosexual man shark-man relationship.(nt)

[gfnrob]

8. Oh, then Poor Shark.

[originalpckelly]

13. Actually, that's a good guess the shark was poor...

he filed for bankruptcy last year.

[mike_c]

5. what a despicable thing to suggest....

Gay sharks have feelings too, you know.

[originalpckelly]

6. Bite me...

no no Mr. Shark I was talking to mike_c!!!!
AAARRRGHH!!!

[WilliamPitt]

7. Sharks have barbed penises

So look for Karl to be walking a little funny.

[gfnrob]

9. Silly man...

Roves a top

[originalpckelly]

10. Yep, Rove had his way with the shark...

Rove screwed a sharkstitute.

[gfnrob]

11. Viagra or cialis???

ED you know.:shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug: :shrug:

[originalpckelly]

12. Special Ed, its a new brand of ED tablet...

for when you feel like shark-fucking.

[mmonk]

14. Couldn't resist

could you?

[originalpckelly]

15. No, I couldn't...

But neither could Karl!

Bah-dum-bum!

:rofl:

[LiberalHeart]

16. This story sounds a little fishy to me.

[originalpckelly]

17. Who did Karl Rove borrow money from?

A lone shark.