How American Are you? Take the Quiz

[LynneSin]

You Are 46% American



America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[sakabatou]

1. 39%

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. 44%

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
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I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. On the 4th of July, I'm blowing up big-ass fireworks after drinking light beer since the morning. In fact, I'll be running away from the shiny pretty bomb while holding a beer in my hand. And those bombs burst over the American flag we fly on a pole.

America! Fuck yeah!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. 41%

What rethuglican thought up this survey

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. Same result.

[TheBaldyMan]

4. damn colonials 23% Murcan

You Are 23% American



You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[petronius]

44. WTF!? How come you got a smokin' hot girl and this

(53%) red-blooded American man only got a stupid hot dog? This quiz is seriously screwed up...

[Hand]

60. I think she's supposed to be French--not the beret! nt

[TheBaldyMan]

62. if you don't like it - move to Russia !

:D

[deadparrot]

5. 33%.

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[ghostsofgiants]

6. 25%

Higher than I had expected.

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo

[Call Me Wesley]

17. Bah, you get the same if you're ...

17% American! :rofl:

[u4ic]

25. 24%

Thought I might be in the 5-10% range...

[In_The_Wind]

7. I Am 72% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[OllieLotte]

27. I question these results...but 73%

You Are 73% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[Ohio Joe]

8. 43

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[citizen snips]

9. 38%

[El Fuego]

10. I'm a wine sipping, brie-eating, freak-flag-flying 42%

You Are 42% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[smtpgirl]

53. I chose Bleu Cheese

[Midlodemocrat]

11. 40%, with the same blurb as you. I think the brie is what did it.

[catzies]

65. I got 40% and said brie! Mmmm.....brie....

:9

[riona]

76. Where do we get a freak flag?

[wildhorses]

12. 47%

:patriot:

You Are 47% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[bikebloke]

13. 14%

You Are 14% American



You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

How American Are You?

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About right for me. Can I be deported now? It's summer in the Southern Hemisphere. Send me to NZ or Aussie. That'll teach me.

[Parche]

14. wow

***You Are 43% American***


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!



I better start singing "I am proud to be an American" By Lee Greenwood, more often!!!!

[taterguy]

15. The correct answer to 2 is "X Y C" , as in WXYC

Best radio station ever, even though it's been a while since I've been fortunate enough to listen to it

[BarenakedLady]

16. 34%

I should be kicked out.

[Arugula Latte]

18. 35 percent.

A few options were frustrating. I don't watch any sports and I don't eat meat or meatballs with my pasta. :P

[Burma Jones]

19. I'm more American than you.......nyah nyah nyah

***You Are 50% American***


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[tk2kewl]

20. I got the same blurb, but only 40%

[Eugene]

21. 60% American

You are 60% American



Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. 51%. I'm shocked,

I thought I'd be under 40%, at least.

:P

[KamaAina]

23. 44% American

56% intergalactic! (no it doesn't really say that, silly)

edit: Results may have been skewed because it forced me to pick a kind of cheese, so I piucked 'Murkin, when in fact I loathe all three.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Wyoming, West Virginia, Washington, Wisconsin.. Is there any other?

[redwitch]

29. damn! I forgot West Virginia!

:mad:

[smtpgirl]

54. I did too!!

[gemdem]

61. I forgot Wisconsin

Sorry Cheeseheads, Badgers, and Packer fans.

That put me at 54% Uh-merkin.

[smirkymonkey]

57. That was all I came up with....

[michreject]

91. I got those

:)

[LSK]

26. 39%

[bridgit]

28. 50%

:patriot:
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[yvr girl]

30. I'm 33% American

I do have some American relatives...

[Solon]

31. My results.

You Are 26% American



America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

How American Are You?

[CatholicEdHead]

32. 52%

You Are 52% American



Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[GOPisEvil]

33. Should I make reservations for Gitmo? 41%

[YankeyMCC]

34. 52%

You Are 52% American
Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[Hosnon]

35. 70% American - I'm surrounded by Commies!

:hide:

Too many of those questions were not defined enough and/or "all or nothing". But I've been to Paris and no, I don't like the whole cheese thing...love the city though.

[qnr]

39. Yeah, & I barely know what sports means, where was my choice? n/t

[Hosnon]

40. That's actually a good example of what I'm talking about...I don't watch many sports. nt

[qnr]

58. Yup, I knew just what you meant. :) n/t

[calico1]

36. You Are 47% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[Hand]

37. 22% American...

"You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!"

Guess that's why I moved to Canada 16 years ago. Or perhaps it's the result? Oh, I'm so confused... :crazy:

[qnr]

38. 42% n/t

[geebensis]

41. According To The Quiz, 48%

In reality, 100%. Absolute, tried and true, 100% American.

Not the America of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and George Bush, mind you. The REAL America.

[Haole Girl]

42. 65% American

***You Are 65% American***


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[dysfunctional press]

43. 50%

the other 50% is apparently illegal immigrant.

[ScreamingMeemie]

46. 53%

:hi:

[MissMillie]

84. me too!

:hi:

[mcscajun]

47. This test should be titled: How RW are you?

Play around with the answers a bit and see.

[DaleK2]

48. Reply

19% American. Guess that makes me 81% Canadian.

Thanks to my great-great-great-great grandfather for being robbed of all his property and shot by his neighbours, then walking north to Canada with a musket ball lodged in his thigh, all because he wasn't a traitor like his neighbours.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

49. 25%

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Otherwise known as un-American!<br />
You belong in Cairo or Paris...<br />
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[graywarrior]

50. 45%

Figures. I fit in with the rest of you.

[femmocrat]

51. 47%

I didn't answer the sports question. though... they should have given another option for people who never watch sports.

[smtpgirl]

52. 42%, guess I should go to Canada!!

[smirkymonkey]

55. 25%

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

[Left Is Write]

56. I am apparently only 51% American.

Even though my less-than-five-year-old car is a Toyota. :P

I was born here. That's good enough for me to consider myself 100% American. At least I'm exercising my right to vocally disagree with the government.

[unsavedtrash]

59. 52%

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[Nicole]

63. 71%

You Are 71% American


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[Spider Jerusalem]

64. 25%.

[Dem_4_Life]

66. 46% also nt

[William Bloode]

67. 54%

I thoguth most of the questions were way to loaded for my taste. Oops! Free thinker, i just lost 10 more points!

[RobbinsdaleDem]

68. 49%

[alittlelark]

69. 31%

I guess the Nascar, cheese and beer questions screwed me up?
:shrug:

[gr8dane_daddy]

70. Not all the questions had appropriate answers.

You Are 55% American



Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[hfojvt]

71. I got 59%

but the quiz is limiting - for one, I do not drink any beer. I tried answering it as a winger - 'what would Bush say' and got 91%. Then I changed it from Reagan to Clinton and went to 89%. Going to Carter, which was my original answer, dropped me to 86%. Going back to Reagan and saying that I only vote in major elections instead of "always" made me 93%. Yet saying I was not at all in debt instead of deep in debt dropped me from 93 to 88%. Switching from baseball and football to nascar and wrestling takes me to 95%. Wrestling is more American than football? Get the fu$% outta here!
I lost 5% by saying I had "no idea" how many states begin with W. I lost 5 points by walking (my original answer) instead of owning a newer car. Voting "hardly ever or never" takes me to 98%. Finally, Olive Garden instead of home-made pasta, gets me to 100%.
It's kinda odd that they think most Americans know how many states begin with W. Or do they just expect most Americans to grab an Atlas and cheat? Do they think most Americans know how to use references books?

[Nikia]

95. I got 59% also

I didn't like all the questions either.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

72. 40%

Looks like I'm going to have to cut off 60% of me....

[Jamastiene]

73. 58%

I just can't take the country song. That probably was the other 42 percent...



You Are 58% American



Most times you are proud to be an American.

Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe

Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.

You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[RoyGBiv]

74. I am 100% American ...

The test says:

***You Are 32% American***


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch

The test can kiss my ass.

[NMMNG]

75. 36%

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[bigwillq]

77. 43%

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[StellaBlue]

78. 34%

You Are 34% American

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[Sugar Smack]

79. I am 29% American.

Who knew?

[IronLionZion]

80. 100% but the test says 78% and I will likely be flamed for this ;-)

***You Are 78% American***


You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!


How American Are You?
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Why am I a Democrat? Oh yeah, because the Republicans suck!

This should be how Republican are you? I voted for Carter as best president even though his initiatives were dismantled by Ray-gun. That should be a lesson for all future Democratic presidents to always use twice as many helicopters.

[Bucky]

86. Thank god someone was less liberal than me (I'm 66%)

You Are 66% American

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[MattSh]

81. 39%

***You Are 39% American***


America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!


How American Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

Maybe that explains why I'm living on the other side of the pond now??

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

82. ***You Are 57% American***

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[Goblinmonger]

83. 38%?

I was hoping for something much lower given the asinine questions in that quiz.

[SeattleGirl]

85. 51%

***You Are 51% American***


Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!


How American Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[QMPMom]

87. 64%

Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

[Brewman_Jax]

88. Only 32%

America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!

[Mutley]

89. 43%

Sounds about right. :P

I didn't like the sports question much because I like baseball and soccer, but not football or women's basketball.

[michreject]

90. 73%

You Are 73% American



Most times you are proud to be an American.
Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe
Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home.
You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!

How American Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howamericanareyouquiz/

[NC_Nurse]

92. 44%

Same text as yours....

[Seabiscuit]

93. 21% - good enough for 2nd place!

You're as American as Key Lime Tofu Pie
Otherwise known as un-American!
You belong in Cairo or Paris...
Get out fast - before you end up in Gitmo!

Moi? I'll take Paris any day!

[Scout]

94. only 45%

although, I couldn't answer all questions truthfully, for instance, I don't drink beer OR wine, but I answered "I don't drink beer, I prefer wine" because neither of the other answers were true!