Yes, it's true - I, too, dated Ted Haggard for years as his concubine.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Of course, it was only in the sense of the role play, not in actuality, since I have not the requisite plumbing to be truly a concubine.

I'm heartbroken that our vow of secrecy, between the entire hang of us, has been broken by one tattletale negative nelly.

[matcom]

1. did you smoke on his meth pipe?

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Only on his "meth pipe"

But not his meth pipe.

:rofl:

[matcom]

3. was his meth pipe hot?

[matcom]

4. was his meth pipe hot?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Wow - that question got you excited! Made your little clicker finger

all hyper, didn't it?

:rofl:

And yes, it was hot. With a salty afterburn.

[matcom]

6. my clicker finger is on meth

:D

did you find Jesus?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Yes I did!

And apparently Jesus tastes like the ocean.

[matcom]

8. ...

:spray:

:rofl:

scotch.out.nose.

[Avalux]

9. Locking.

Joking about sexual orientation (no matter who it is) isn't appropriate or funny. Thanks for your understanding.