Zomby Woof
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Fri Nov-03-06 06:03 PM
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"Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead..." |
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"...and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter. Come on, folks. "Get on that helicopter Jon. Shut the fuck up and get on that helicopter! There's a hair dresser in there. Yeah, go ahead in there, yeah yeah."
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Fri Nov-03-06 06:11 PM
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1. And isn't Billy Ray Cyrus booked on that flight? |
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Come on Billy - run! Yer gonna miss it! RUN! RUN!!!
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Fri Nov-03-06 06:14 PM
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2. WAIT FOR JOHN TESH!!! WAIT FOR JOHN TESH!!! |
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Sat Nov-04-06 12:37 PM
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6. Hey - Billy Joel - there's a naked teen girl on this helicopter! RUN!! |
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And she wants to cuddle in your underserved-but-mysteriously-popular-and-massive ego!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Fri Nov-03-06 06:18 PM
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3. Oh by my lack of god.... |
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If I believed in hell, I know I'd be going there for laughing so hard at the truth of this joke.
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Fri Nov-03-06 06:27 PM
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Ah shit, that was funny! Can we add Brittany Spears on there? And Andrea Bocelli? I'll come up with the fare if you can talk them into it.
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Fri Nov-03-06 07:09 PM
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5. Simpsons Treehouse of Horror X |
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had a segment in which Homer ended up as the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant's Y2K compliance officer. With absolute predictability, Springfield became the weak link that plunged Earth into Y2Kaos.
At the last minute, Homer and Bart find a spaceship in which to escape, that no one's guarding. They soon find out why: their fellow passengers include Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore and Rosie O'Donnell, and the ship is plunging straight into the Sun.
Bart and Homie can't even wait the extra five minutes for the ship to be consumed by the solar flames, so they eject into deep space!
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Sat Nov-04-06 12:41 PM
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7. that was the day the music died |
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Sat Nov-04-06 03:04 PM
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8. Well, at least we got SRV on there... |
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It's a start.
SHREIK, HORROR, SACRILEGE!!!
Popular is usally pretty boring.
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