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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:01 AM
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OMG the WORST THING EVER happened today at work!
So at 6:00 I was about ready to come home, and I was waiting for my friend to get done with her work so we could go play Scrabble.

She called me from upstairs and said she was going to go use the bathroom before coming downstairs.

I decided that wasn't a bad idea so I went into the downstairs bathroom and I looked in the first stall and there was SHIT ALL OVER. On the seat, on the rim, on the SIDE of the toilet, on the floor.... EVERYWHERE.

It's not that big an office, and we're the only people who use the can, SO IT HAD TO BE SOMEONE I WORK WITH. :scared:

WHAT THE HELL? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

I will never be able to use that toilet again. I'd rather pee outside. :(
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:12 AM
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1. I'm sorry, but there was so much shit that literally it made the toilet overflow?
With shit?

Oy gevalt.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:15 AM
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2. NO!
There was no shit IN the bowl, it was just all around! :cry:
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:31 AM
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6. major disgruntlement.
and seeing your post below and where you work...

yikes.
I wouldn't worry about the actual shit so much, but the mind that works with the products.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:35 AM
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7. We don't MAKE the bombs
we're the ones who go clear the minefields. :scared:
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QuestionAll... Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:17 AM
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3. well, honey, imagine that And having bombs blowing up around you.
so it may not be the worst thing ever afterall. ;)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:20 AM
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4. We're surrounded by defense contractors,
we do unexploded ordnance work, and a large number of people at work have mines and bombs in their offices, so it may not be far off. :scared:
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:24 AM
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5. You work at the Oval Office?
:eyes:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:36 AM
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8. Busted!
:hide:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-04-06 01:40 AM
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9. Locking
Bodily function thread.



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