The Bitching Post

[MrScorpio]

Pitch yer Bitches Here:

I hate crunchy peanut butter













"If you've got a bitch, this is the post to pitch it on"

"All the bitches that are fit to pitch... The Bitching Post"

[SeattleGirl]

1. I hate Borat.

x(

[vixengrl]

2. Stinky lunches in the break room microwave.

At work. I don't know who says to themselves:

"Wow, let me just heat up my liver and onions on a garlic bagel...and share this special aroma."

Not exactly nice for people who work near the break room.

[ChoralScholar]

3. People who don't understand right-of-way

at an intersection.

People that approach stop signs as if they do not intend to stop.

People who believe any goddamn thing they read on an e-mail.

[querelle]

4. Here Are Just A Few

People who wear sandals with socks
Parmesan cheese, olives, and bananas
Ringing celfones in theatres or restaurants
Loud boorish drunks
People who don't stoop and scoop after their dogs
Liars, cheaters, etc. (my ex)
Homelessness and child hunger in rich first world countries
Hypocrites
Orange juice
Daylight savings time
Commercialisation of Christmas
People who are chronically late
Whiners
Cheap rotgut liquor
Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, et al

This is fun actually. I could go on all day.

Q

[mduffy31]

6. WTF is wrong with OJ?

...and I will have you know I wear sandals with socks also so there! :P

[MrScorpio]

5. Trying to scrape the last of my creamy Jif PB out of the jar

And not have a new jar to open

[mykpart]

9. Have you ever tried Peter Pan Whipped Creamy PB?

Its wonderful to dip your bananas or apple slices in!

[Shine]

7. Last night my effing 6 CD player broke in the car.

It's 11 yrs old, so not exactly shocking, but still something worth bitching about b/c now I've gotta go deal with the hassle of getting it fixed/replaced...not to mention the fact that I had JUST put a brand new CD of Leo Kottke in it and now the damn thing is stuck in there, because the CD player won't eject AT ALL. We didn't even get to hear one song from it before it broke. :grr:

[graywarrior]

8. Florida heat.

O, wait....just Florida.