Strangest Spam I've recieved....Wow!

[bicentennial_baby]

An orbiting prime minister underhandedly shares a shower with an often federal ski lodge. A prime minister of the movie theater steals pencils from another knowingly vaporized cargo bay. Now and then, the pickup truck behind the short order cook seldom ignores an apartment building. When you see a carpet tack, it means that the chestnut near a customer starts reminiscing about lost glory. The submarine flies into a rage, or a dust bunny slyly assimilates a crank case.

Most people believe that a satellite falls in love with a loyal tape recorder, but they need to remember how ostensibly a load bearing burglar wakes up. The inferiority complex thoroughly secretly admires the power drill. A frustrating briar patch satiates a boiled recliner. An overripe blithe spirit is muddy

Most people believe that a chess board seeks a bartender about a cowboy, but they need to remember how almost a particle accelerator goes to sleep. A skyscraper finds subtle faults with the food stamp. Indeed, the molten satellite sells a photon inside an eggplant to an insurance agent. A hesitantly phony avocado pit single-handledly buries the load bearing warranty, and a fire hydrant graduates from a class action suit about a grain of sand.

:wtf:

[Lars39]

1. It's Rabrrrrr mumbling in his sleep.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

7. LO-fucking-L!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Post of the day, right there!

:rofl:

:spray:

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[flamingyouth]

2. LOL

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Spam senders are taking a cue from Burroughs now?

That's funny.

[Radio_Lady]

4. This looks like the paragraphs we had to type in high school --

typing class. They seemed to have the rights parts of sentences, but didn't make any real sense.

They were a lot better than:

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

PS. Was that all there was in the spam? I don't think the spam sender wanted you to get JUST those paragraphs. You should have been asked to by Viagra or some other crap.

[mainegreen]

5. "A hesitantly phony avocado pit"? That is one class-act spam.

Wow. It reads almost like english. Spam is getting real good at sounding like legitimate language.

[buddhamama]

6. the moral of the story is:

inanimate objects need love too and we should appreciate them more. :shrug:

[ironflange]

8. Here's a suggestion

Go post that thing at http://engrish.com.

[Radio_Lady]

9. I love that site. However, they do have rules that might disallow the spam.

Concerning the Engrish Phenomenon:

Q. What is Engrish?

A. Engrish can be simply defined as the humorous English mistakes that appear in Japanese advertising and product design.

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Q. Is Engrish found only in Japan?

A. No, Engrish can be found all over the world, but the vast majority of the really funny and creative Engrish is from Japan. The webmaster has seen many examples of Engrish from around the world, but most are not fit for Engrish.com (ie – they are not funny enough). People are invited to send in Engrish from other countries (including the US) - if some really good examples come in, Engrish.com will be happy to post them.

(More at link: above)

[ironflange]

10. Good point

That particular spam is probably from Neptune.