Do you think you're pregnant? Take the test!

[ironflange]

Turns out men can get preggers, too.

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Somehow, an online pregnancy test feels very Fristian-like.

Can they also delivery my baby via email so I don't have to leave the house? :shrug:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. No baby on board ...

thank goodness lol.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. That is so wrong.

So very wrong. :o

[ironflange]

4. Yoosh, I took it again

My daughter will weigh 15 lb 8 oz, the daddy is Dick Cheney. Now I know how Rosemary must have felt.

[billyskank]

5. I am having a baby!

:woohoo:

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Who's the daddy?

Mine was Bill O'Reilly. :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[billyskank]

11. Janet Reno

:scared: :rofl: :wtf:

[Dem_4_Life]

7. I'm having a baby

[Dem_4_Life]

8. It's A Boy!

Liz, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 13 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

[Dem_4_Life]

9. The daddy is.....

The Pool Guy

Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

[u4ic]

10. Me and

the neighbourhood kid are having a boy!! And here's the little-one-to-be:





Hey, the daddy's pretty cute, even if I don't like blondes...




Please, no jumpers, hats or booties for the baby. Cash only, please. Getting child support might be an issue; I have a feeling this neighbourhood kid got around...:yoiks:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. OMG! You stole my baby!

You bitch. :P

[fizzgig]

13. i should not be allowed to breed, but looks like i am

oh gods, a 16 lb baby boy... :scared: hope they give me good drugs

oh, and bill clinton is the daddy. this is going to be one helluva baby

[billyskank]

15. Congratulations!

:loveya:

[fizzgig]

17. thanks darlin!

and congratulations on your little bundle as well.

:loveya:

[tinfoil tiaras]

14. hahahahaha

it said i was pregnant...but that cant be possible!!! haha poo on you online pregnancy test! :evilgrin:

this has to be a joke because it said the dad was ralph nader....:rofl:

[crim son]

16. PeeWee Herman is the daddy! Jeepers H. Christus, I was having

a decent day until just now. :(

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Well I'll be damned...

[billyskank]

21. Not Fabio as in Fabio & Grooverider?

:D

[ghostsofgiants]

23. Fabio as in Fabio got hit in the face by a goose in mid-flight.

[mykpart]

19. You reminded me of an old joke:

"I haven't demonstrated in three months, and I think I'm stagnant."

[Anarcho-Socialist]

20. I've been impregnated by Dick Cheney

"Dick Cheney

This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other likely way."



A lifetime of therapy awaits.

[reyd reid reed]

22. Ewwwwwwww

talk about a nightmare...

:scared:

I think I'm gonna go and curl up and die now.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Generic Brad]

24. How do we find out? Do we have to pee on our keyboards?

Then again, I could just click on the link and see for myself.

[Generic Brad]

26. Bill O'Riley has fathered my son?!!!!!

I don't even remember him slipping me the falafel with his loofa.

[trof]

25. I'm pretty sure I'm not.

Miz t. had a hysterectomy several years ago, so I'm pretty sure there's no way I can get pregnant.
Next question.

[bigwillq]

27. WHAT!?? I'm expecting!

You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.


It's a girl!



you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 12 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!



And Michael Jackson is the FATHER!


Michael Jackson

OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal

[SOteric]

28. Cheezus H. Chripes! Michael Jackson fathered my child?

:scared: I didn't even know Jacko wuz human.

[Whoa_Nelly]

29. OMG! The results are freaky! Check this out...

[ScreamingMeemie]

30. It's a GIRL!

It's A Girl!

Laura Harper, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 6 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

[liberalhistorian]

33. OMG! You stole my baby!

Except that I was advised that her father was Boss Hogg! EWWWWWWW!!!!! Although, that's much better than the one they originally thought was her father until I made them test it again, and that was Darth Cheney! According to them, with Boss Hogg as the father, she'll grow up to be a lord, either slum or war! Can't imagine what I could have been drinking to cause this mess, it's probably a good thing I had a hysterectomy a few years ago, after all! :rofl: :rofl:

[Ilsa]

31. I've a got a sixteen pound girl fathered by Ralph Nader! # 2 is Michael Jackson!

When I clicked on find another daddy, I got MJ.
"OMFG! We didn't even know that Michael Jackson had DNA compatible with Earth women. Don't blame us if your kid turns out to be a Smooth Criminal."

[struggle4progress]

32. Amazing ! They modified our remote WMD sensors to detect babies !

[NMMNG]

34. First it said I wasn't pregnant

Then on the "retest" it said I was.

Pretty odd for a celibate lesbian. :yoiks:



On edit: It's a girl, and apparently it was the Pool Boy who knocked me up. :shrug:

[hopein08]

35. Jesse Jackson is my baby's daddy!!!

"you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 12 lbs, 1 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"

"Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"

And little Melissa is due on Christmas! Double yay that I haven't gained an ounce!

[deadparrot]

36. It's a girl!

deadparrot, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 1 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

And the daddy is...



Naughty, naughty! You aren't supposed to fool around with the hired help. Just like with the Butler, the Cook, the Chauffeur...

[WolverineDG]

37. It's a boy!

Red hair, blue eyes.

Father: Bill Clinton. :evilgrin:

Name: Tyler Jackson Clinton.

dg

[JVS]

38. Pee Wee Herman knocked me up!

:cry:

[JVS]

39. Now I'm pregnant with the daughter of Pope John Paul II

[WritingIsMyReligion]

40. I got no baby at first, then did the retest and got a boy.

10 lbs 9 oz, hazel eyes. The father is Fabio.

:rofl::rofl: