I just got the GOP convention schedule!

[Archae]

For the 2008 convention, of course... :-)

AGENDA FOR THE REPUGLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008:

7:00 P.M. Unveiling of new "Mission Accomplished" banner.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to Halliburton.
7:30 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Ken Mehlman to "Go F**K yourself!"
7:30 until Evangelical prayer and gay bashing. Led by Reverend
8:00 P.M. Ted Haggard
8:00 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Donnie Rumsfeld to "Go F**K yourself!"
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial Whale Hunt - Speaker Hastert flees convention
8:15 until Congressional Page of The Year - ex-Rep Tom Foley (R-FL)
8:30 P.M. presiding.
8:30 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Condaleeza Rice to "Go F**K yourself!"
8:35 P.M. Free Jack Abramov Rally. Tom DeLay - Bob Ney.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. "Staying the Course" Richard M. Nixon
9:15 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Alberto Gonsalves to "Go F**K yourself!"
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Halliburton slush fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to change official spelling of IRAQ
to V I E T N A M

9:40 P.M. WHY I LOVE THE MILITARY, A short bottom line review by
former Vice-President Dick Cheney, newly reannointed as
President & CEO of Halliburton

9:45 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Bill Frist to "Go F**K yourself!"
9:50 P.M. Bill O'Reilly given Fair & Balanced award, presented
by Ann Coulter

9:55 P.M. Dick Cheney tells Tony Snow to "Go F**K yourself!"
10:00 P.M. "Bringing the United Nations to heel" a Power Point
presentation by Ambassador John R. Bolton.

10:25 P.M. Announcement of Presidential Pardon of Oliver North
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Oliver North by G. Gordon Liddy
11:00 P.M. Dick Cheney tells John Roberts to "Go F**K yourself!"
11:05 P.M. General Casey outlines plan to bring troops home from
Iraq "as soon as we find enough coffins."

11:15 P.M. President George W. Bush announces suspension of civil
rights and Constitution for duration of war on terror.

11:30 P.M. George W. Bush declared President For Life
12:00 A.M. Dick Cheney asks Senator John McCain to go hunting
12:05 A.M. Tom Foley and Ted Haggard announce engagement. June
wedding planned. Jerry Falwell to perform ceremony.

[tinfoil tiaras]

1. ROFL

Thats a good one! :rofl: :rofl:

I especially like the part about Haggard and Foley getting married!! :)

[bigwillq]

2. That's awesome!

:rofl:


:thumbsup:

[Dem_4_Life]

3. That sounds about right. ROFL!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: