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Sat Nov-04-06 10:27 PM
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The Free Republic Membership Application |
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First Name: (check appropriate box)
(_) Billie Bob (_) Jim (_) Hank (_) Leroy (_) Willy (_) Buford
Last Name:
(_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae
Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
(_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Asbestos Worker (_) Belt Buckle Manufacturer (_) Un-employed
Spouse's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet
Number of children living in household: ___
Number that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable
Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_) Red-Man
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don't know
Organizations that you belong to: (Check all that are applicable)
(_) NRA (_) KKK (_) NHRA
Number of tractor pulls you've been to this month :
(_) <5 (_) 5-10 (_) 11-15 (_) Can't count
Beverage of choice:
(_) Night Train (_) Blind Dog Bourbon (_) Cousin Cletus' Moonshine (Non-Commercial) (_) Schlitz Beer (_) Gasoline
Number of Skoal Belt Buckles You Own:____
Brand of Jeans you prefer:
(_) Wranglers
Do you play the banjo? (_) Yes
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Jackpine Radical
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Mon Nov-06-06 07:47 PM
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Did you steal that from Foxworthy?
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Oeditpus Rex
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Mon Nov-06-06 08:07 PM
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2. Can we lose the mobile-home stereotype? |
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Mon Nov-06-06 08:10 PM
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3. OK. My family is farmers, and I like mechanics. Other than that, it's funny. |
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...and people wonder why the rural folks don't like "them libruls". Sigh.
When did it become a crime to be a cowboy or a farmer or a mechanic and be liberal?
I really want to laugh,but I'm just tired of the country crowd and those that have a similar lifestyle being ridiculed here. If you want their vote, don't marginalize them. They are some of the most honest people you'll ever meet. What is the problem with that?
This is not a personal attack. The above is funny in a way. Sorry; I'm just a bit sensitive to these things.
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Mon Nov-06-06 09:30 PM
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How all humans seem to thrive on ridiculing anyone not like them?
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Mon Nov-06-06 10:19 PM
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Further confirmation of this: My husband just called from his dj job to tell me someone is running around the club saying he does not have a child/is not the father of my child.
I now want to kick someone's ass. Seriously.
Breathing...........
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Mon Nov-06-06 10:07 PM
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5. you forgot about the portapotties!!! |
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:D :D
1_ 2_ 3_ 4_ 5_ >5_ portapotties in your (_)front yard (_)back yard
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