I'm bullish on pollution. It's going places.

[Courtesy Flush]

I've been looking at it all wrong. Here's the my new perspective on pollution...

For about a million years humans breathed clean air, and drank clean water. In general, they suffered poorer health than we do today, lived shorter lifespans, and didn't grow as tall as today's pollution consumers.

Not only that, where are they now?!!! Not a single clean air consumer has survived, while billions of pollution loving humans are alive and well today! We're thriving on pollution, and the population is growing in response.

How can you ignore this scientific data?! I've decided to vote Republican tomorrow, and urge the rest of you to do the same.

[av8rdave]

1. I never thought of it that way Thanks for opening my eyes!

[madinmaryland]

2. I hear it's spreading faster than Kudzu!