There's a street hockey net set up in my living room.

[ghostsofgiants]

No good can come of this.

[Kutjara]

1. Here's a tip:

Think of the excuse you're going to give to your SO/insurance company/window replacement company/drywall contractor now, before the fun begins. Afterwards, you'll be laughing too hard to think of something sensible.

[ghostsofgiants]

2. It'd be or landlord we're explaining it to...

And it'd be my housemates explaining it, because I have nothing to do with it, haha.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Video tape it.

Then blackmail them. :P

[Blue-Jay]

4. Nothing BUT good can come of that!

Are there any balls down there?

About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!