That's it. I need a F***n' drink before I go beat someone's ass.

[lildreamer316]

I know the industry husband and I work in has a bunch of bullshit drama in it, and I'm used to that,but when someone decides they are gonna run around a club my husband dj's in and tell everyone he does not have a child and/or is NOT THE FATHER OF MY CHILD; I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT.

Some person is gonna get their ass beat.

I'm trying to calm down. I need a shot of Jack D...anyone got it?

(Don't worry; I've never actually been in a fight before, although I'm not scared to-I won't really sink to that level. I just really want to right now.)

:mad: :nuke:

[Kutjara]

1. Careful with the Jack D...

...it always makes me mean. And stupid. And uncoordinated. Not a great combination in a fight.

[Bassic]

20. That depends

It does make me mean, and stupid, and uncoordinated. In a fight that's ont very good, I agree, but it also makes me impervious to pain, which is one great advantage.

[BikeWriter]

2. A good fist fight is good for the soul.

[William Bloode]

9. I'll agree with that.

Many may nmot like it, but i love a good fight win or lose. I don't mind takin' an ass whippin', i have had my share.

[lildreamer316]

15. Yes, but

I've never been in a fight before. Hence the Jack.
Ah,well.

[William Bloode]

16. I used to let people beat on me for a living.

It was wonderful i must say. It paid quite well too. For me the whiskey comes after. Sometimes you need a drink after someone replaces your nose onto the side of your face!

Just have a drink, calm down and annalyze. Find a sneaky underhanded, non violent way to do your dirty work. Theres plenty of ways to make a point.

Nice to see you this evening ld316. :hi:

[lildreamer316]

17. Good to see you too.

I really don't want to dirty my hands at all, but sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. People need to learn not to screw with my family. MEOW!(I'm a Leo full-on..)
Listening to the new Toto album....have you heard? It rocks.
:hi:

[William Bloode]

18. New Toto?

No i have not. They had a couple from years gone by that i dug. As far as new music though i'm kinda stuck on stupid. :dunce:
Thanks for the bug in my ear though i'll check it out.

Happy voting tomorrow lady, make sure and do your duty. This broke down fool has got to go lay down now. I gotta a lot of driving to do tomorrow.

Take care, relax and don't stress too much. It causes wrinkles and we know you don't want that.
:headbang:

[BikeWriter]

19. I have started dozens of fights and won all but one, because...

I was hit from behind. The secret is to start it yourself. Get the first punch in and then keep punching until you get the last one in.

[reformedrepub]

3. Take it easy chica

Theres alot of morons out there....

[Redstone]

4. How about having a drink AND beating someone's ass? Now, THAT's fun.

Redstone

[lildreamer316]

5. Oh.

I wish.
But I'd probably fall down.
Never been in a fight before really.
I dunno, though...come Thurs.; I'm free to use the car and go where I want.....

[Redstone]

6. If you drink first it doesn't hurt much when you break a knuckle punching

someone. Better yet, avoid the whole problem and hit 'em with a beer bottle.

Redstone

[lildreamer316]

8. LOL

It could happen. My best drinking buddy and I have this saying: "And this one time, at tequila camp..."

[Haole Girl]

7. There's always one "moran" in every picture...

Or, sometimes two...*sigh*

[lildreamer316]

10. I need Skittles on this thread.

We are speaking about kicking ass.......where is she?

[petronius]

11. Jeez - that is incredibly dickish behavior (for any industry)

Good luck finding the drink - you deserve it (and a beat-down would be justified, if you choose to go that route...)

[lildreamer316]

13. Eh,

I think I just needed to vent.
The people who do this are so low right now, it's not even worth me going to that level.
It's just been a bad few months for us,and people won't quit screwing with us.
I swear, we are good people. We are clean, we work hard, we don't lie or steal.
Someday.......

[Floogeldy]

12. I agree. It is great to drink before beating someone's ass.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE VIDEOTAPE THE WHOLE THING! :)

[lildreamer316]

14. LOL!!!

If it's a girl, I will.
If it's a guy, no evidence will be found of the fact that I beat his ass to a pulp.
(oops, sorry...I really like men, but I will hold them accountable)
This is how I would phrase it:

[Divameow77]

21. Don't let it get to you!

I know exactly what you are dealing with, having been there myself, and its not worth it. Strip-club drama is such bull-shit and some of the girls are so stupid and immature that even if you beat her ass, she probably wouldn't even understand why. Step above it, then steal her regulars ;-)