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DivinBreuvage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:37 AM
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a parrot?
A dead parrot split in half.

(Sorry, heard this one, liked it in a sick sort of way, and NightTrain's post brought it to mind).
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:39 AM
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1. That reminds me of a dead baby joke
but it'll probably get me demerits.
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DivinBreuvage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:43 AM
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3. Not too many people read my posts, or I'd worry about PETA on my butt
But it's just a joke.
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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:39 AM
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2. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
'ell if I know
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DivinBreuvage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-28-03 12:44 AM
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4. Too cute!
I liked that one!
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