Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

[CatWoman]

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_fe_st/armed_and_naked

[otherlander]

1. Ow.

[Zomby Woof]

2. Dupe!

:P http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=5803147

[Fuzz]

3. Will he be out of jail in time to preach on Sunday?

[mrreowwr_kittty]

8. ROFLMAO!!! n/t

[Vert]

4. Well...

that's just special.

[TOhioLiberal]

5. Let me get this straight...

...he was naked and masturbating, and he was arrested on 'suspicion of indecent exposure'? What gave them their 1st clue? :rofl: Sorry it just struck me funny...

[Downtown Hound]

6. Looks like Jeff Gannon is bored now that he's been kicked out of the

White House Press Corps.

[bullwinkle428]

7. I'm totally ripping off BerryBush's material from the other night on this subject:

Cue Elvis!



"Uh well uh bless my soul,
What's wrong with me?
I'm boppin' mah baloney on the stump of a tree,
My friends say I'm crazy--what you got up your butt?
I'm in love--
I'm AWL shook up!
Mm mm, mmm mmm, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

[Rowdyboy]

9. That was a truly strange story.....