What do I mix with amaretto schnapps?

[lildreamer316]

It's the only alcohol I have in the house other than some wine I'm saving for the right steak/cheese/seafood.
I don't wanna get sugar-sick. I think I have some seltzer, and I have some Vault. Oh,and some sour mix. Amaretto sours?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Coffee!

MMmmm...

[lildreamer316]

4. Ya know,

I don't drink coffee.
So,there's none in the house. Horrible, I know.:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. How about hot chocolate?

That'd be good...

[lildreamer316]

15. Oooo, Now THERE's an idea.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
Got plenty of that. But, I don't want it to be too sweet.
I'll figure out some kinda concoction.

[Kutjara]

2. I suppose you should mix it with whatever...

...tastes good coming back up, because I can't imagine being able to keep that stuff down for very long.

[lildreamer316]

3. I hate it too...

but as you know from my other thread, I don't really give a crap right now.
I think if I water it down enough it'll be ok, but I really want some Jack.:evilgrin:

[WCGreen]

5. Some call me....

Jack...

I once mixed bad Scotch with Iced Tea...

[Kutjara]

7. You have reminded me of my...

Grape Kool-Ade and Teacher's Scotch experiment when I was 16. I have never been more sick in my life. I still can't smell either Kool-Ade or Teacher's without feeling a little sick.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I think the worst liquor I ever drank was Mad Cock Bourbon.

Man...Mad Cock & cocaine. That should be a punk song. It was a damn fun night though. Also, my liberal college prof friend & I were really proud that we could keep the Mad Cock down after seeing a couple Marines puke up their shots immediately.

[WCGreen]

10. Old Wedding....

A Whiskey my Grandma kept strictly for medicinal purposes...

Oy, that was nasty shit

[Kutjara]

11. One of the worst is "Clan Dew"...

...described as "a subtle blend of Scotch whiskey and British wine." I defy anyone to keep that abomination down. It should be sold as an emetic for poisoning victims.

[WCGreen]

16. OMG....

British Wine...

There is such a thing....

[Richard Steele]

17. The horror...the horror!

[Kutjara]

18. Oh yes.

Actually, there are both English and British wines. English wines are grown and pressed in England, and are quite nice, if a little light and sweet for my palatte. English vinyards are starting to develop a good reputation for producing quality wine.

British wine, on the other hand, is made from French grapes of inferior quality that are shipped to Britain and pressed there, into something that makes Thunderbird taste like Chateu Neuf du Pape. The amazing thing about it, as one friend said after drinking some, is how they persuaded the cat to squat on top of the bottle.

[WCGreen]

19. LOL......

[LibertyLover]

23. Back in the Middle Ages,

English wine was so bad that the English church was given papal permission to use ale or beer for communion. But over the past decade or so English vineyards have gotten decidedly better. In 2002 my husband and I were flying over to London for a week and British Air was featuring English wines. They were free with dinner and the stewardess gave us both several bottles of each of the varieties she had on the cart. It was a great plane ride over - one of the best I've had in a long time. :9

[lildreamer316]

12. Oh, what's that song??? It's around here somewhere ...

"I'm snorting whiskey...and drinking cocaine!"
I'll find it in a sec.........

Got it! Pat Travers Band - Snortin' Whiskey

Snortin' whiskey, and drinkin' cocaine
We're snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine
I got this feelin', Im gonna drive that girl insane

Your like a bad rumor baby; you're all over town
Your like a bad rumor baby; you're all over town

all over town

I may be confused, but you know i sure ain't down
I'm a fast mover baby; I can show you around
I got so much cocaine- ain't never comin' down

snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine
snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine
I got this feelin' I'm gonna drive that girl insane

insanity

snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine
we're snortin whiskey and I'm, I'm drinkin' cocaine

I got this feelIn'; I'm gonna drive that girl insane
got this feelin', I'm gonna drive that girl insane.....

[lildreamer316]

14. LOL!

Meow.:evilgrin:

[sweetheart]

8. cannabis

Just melt a bar of chocolate, and put your favourite coffee-ground herb in it,
and then in an ice-cube tray to the fridge to get firm.

Then a nice chocolate and you can sip your amaretto without getting sick.

[lildreamer316]

13. Seriously??

That's interesting....and good to know.

[kay1864]

20. IIRC...

"Not cooked" = "doesn't work"

[sweetheart]

24. warmly heated

I apologize, but yes indeed, the chocolate must be liquid and
your pulverized weed dust must yes be mixed in totally that
it be consumed in the fatty food... before poured in to ice tray
and fridge. :-)

[IA_Seth]

21. Ice? n/t

[Cobalt Violet]

22. Soy milk.

[NaturalHigh]

25. Orange Juice.

[Vanje]

26. Fresh hot steamy espresso

[havocmom]

27. Pepto-Bismo?

:P