The Jenis wants you to NOT handle serpents

[Oeditpus Rex]

Kind of ironic when you think about it, no?





:popcorn:

[reyd reid reed]

1. LMAOOOOOOO!!!!

At least not the ones with two eyes?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

2. What is The Jenis' position

on the wearing of fig leaves?

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. The Jenis believes it's a personal decision

But He discourages it if you're hubba. :evilgrin:

[miss_american_pie]

7. But but but

Is the Jenis omniscient? Can he see under the fig leaves regardless?

Does the Jenis have a catechism? Obviously I am a heathen child who needs to be educated in the ways of the Jenis. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. The Jenis is not omniscient

He can see under fig leaves if he peeks, though.

There is the Book of Jenisis, but it hasn't been translated yet.

[miss_american_pie]

11. So does that mean Superman outranks the Jenis

with the x-ray vision and all?

Can you check the Book for me? It really impacts my wardrobe choices. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Superman would defeat the Jenis in a decathlon of super-stuff

But then, there are various forms of Kryptonite that will fell Superman or at least diminish his powers.

The only things that will adversely affect the Jenis are saltpeter and too much alcohol.

[miss_american_pie]

14. ROFL

:yourock:

[Mutley]

3. What reasoning does the Jenis have for this?

:shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. :

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5812367

[Mutley]

6. I see.

I suppose that's good enough.

But, uh, does He also mean serpent like objects, or just actual serpents?

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. 'Serpents'

Interpret it how you wish.

It ain't like the Book of Jenisis is... I dunno, a bible or something. :shrug:

[Mutley]

9. What is it then?

Check yer PM.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Oh MY DOG!

:rofl:

Do we really want to offer suffrage to the Jenis?

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. OMFG...

:rofl: Ironic indeed... And Jenis needs to keep his nose (or whatever) out of my business... :P