Suppose they gave a K-Fed concert...and nobody came? (He begged promoters not to cancel)

[Human Torch]

K-Fed plays to an almost empty house
Wannabe rapper has to beg club not to cancel his concert

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 11:35 p.m. PT Nov 6, 2006

K-Fed’s New York City gig at Webster Hall wasn’t cancelled as some predicted — but it reportedly took some big-time begging on his part.

“They were going to cancel this concert, but he begged them to keep it on,” a Webster Hall bartender told Star. “He had to fight with them to keep this concert.” Only 300 people showed up at the club that holds 1,500.

K-Fed was scheduled to go on at 7 pm, but the crowd was so sparse that the aspiring rapper waited for three hours in hopes that more fans would appear. “He was holding things up because there weren’t enough fans,” the bartender told the tab. “It was a bad idea — he shouldn’t have neglected the fans who were there.”

Federline’s performance has been described as “mercifully short.” Britney Spears’s hubby only rapped for about half an hour and, reports one eyewitness, “seemed really confused about how to act on stage. He would pace from one side of the stage to the other, just saying things like, ‘Hey’ thirty times in a row or ‘New York, thank you for coming — buy my CD.’ ”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15516597/

[MrCoffee]

1. who?

[matcom]

2. but my seats were GREAT!!

right up to the FRONT ROW! :rofl:

[Kutjara]

3. Poor sap.

He really needs to take a reality pill. Just sit back, relax and enjoy (insofar as is possible) being Mr. Spears. There are worse things in life. Probably.