I have the world's largest zit, I got stuck in a doctor's office for 2 hours....

[Pacifist Patriot]

with 3 small children, and a show I taped last night cut off 15 minutes before it ended.

It's Bush's fault!

Hey, if Clinton can be responsible for the malfunctioning of the known universe than Bush can be responsible for my zit, my shitty morning and my inability to judge the amount of time left on a video tape.

So there!

P.S. I'm 38 years old (on Saturday) and have never, ever, in my entire life ever had a zit this fucking big before. It takes up half my chin and the pain woke me up several times last night. I kid you not! I'm officiating a wedding on Saturday, please let this be gone by then. The bride will NOT want this in the photos.

[lildreamer316]

1. Vitamin B5

regimine. Look it up on acne.org. I dunno if you can shrink that by Sat.; but it's worth a try.

[Left Is Write]

2. One word for you:

Tivo.

No, it won't clear up your zit, but it can prevent TIVS (Traumatic Insufficient Videotape Syndrome).

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. I've heard husbands with better A/V experience can do that too.

;)

I'm going to guess TIVO costs money I don't have right now. As it is I'm exploring Caller ID to fend off an over-enthusiastic new parishioner. Sheesh, I feel like I'm being stalked. I'm afraid of the ring of my own telephone. How sad is that?

[ohiosmith]

3. I once read about a zit like that. When lanced, it was found to contain hundreds of baby spiders.

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Um, well...

FU!

You really know how to get a girl, don't you? :)

[ohiosmith]

5. Thought you should know.

:evilgrin:

[Pacifist Patriot]

7. Phphhffft!!!!