Red Banner breaking news on CNN-- Horrible--just Horrible

[trumad]

[gully]

1. Good for her. K-fed is no longer spoon-fed.

:P

[bigdarryl]

13. He's a bumb she should get rid of him

[Catherine Vincent]

2. I just received a "Breaking News Alert" from CNN on this crap.

WTF cares?

[FightingIrish]

3. We can't possibly go through with this election.

[Fuzz]

6. I agree. Raise the terror alert.

[Mistwell]

18. It was already raised....

...as soon as they had a child.

And yah know, it was one of the few times I actually did feel a little terror :p

[SF Bay Area Dem]

4. Oh my GAWD! She is dumping this loser? How shocking! LOL!

--- Really... who gives a rats ass about this?

[jus_the_facts]

5. *projectile*

[wildeyed]

7. Ack, you got me!

I was having heart failure wondering what dastardly tricks they are up to now. Hmmm, maybe I need to chill a little......

[AndyA]

8. Took her long enough to get a clue. What a waste this man is.

He knows how to reproduce, but that's about it...

[kmla]

9. But it wasn't quick enough for me.

They sired offspring. More than once.

Ewwwww.

[Norquist Nemesis]

10. Fame Whore! How dare she steal the spotlight!

Brittany Dear, I don't give a ....!!!!!!!!!!!

[filer]

11. I'm just devastated. n/t

[rkc3]

12. That's it - goodbye cruel world.

I won't live in a world where a young and loving couple like the Federlines can't keep their marriage together.

[Mojambo]

14. I would SO hit that on the rebound. n/t

[undeterred]

15. Stop the election. We need to give this the attention it deserves.

[ronnykmarshall]

16. NOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Say it ain't so???

[Annces]

17. She has her 2 children and she is out of there n/t

[texasleo]

19. Oh, the humanity!

[azmouse]

20. Is this the Nov surprise we waited for?

:eyes: I thought KKKarl could do better than that!

[terrya]

21. There goes his career.

Hell, no one wanted to hear his rapping when he was Mr. Britney Spears....

[LaraMN]

22. On the plus side,

K-Fed's back on the market, ladiiies!!!



Popo- ZAU!


:rofl:

[azmouse]

25. Oh gawd....

:spray:

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. Slow news day or something???

Thank the gods CNN is covering the really important news. :)

[madinmaryland]

24. That sure had a short life!!

Just shows up under latest news.

[Dukkha]

26. but when can the children emancipate themselves from her?

eom

[sakabatou]

27. Hands up: Who saw this coming?

[deadparrot]

28. Glad to see some truly important news can cut through this whole

"deciding the future of our country" bullshit. ;)

[rocktivity]

29. Guess she got (K)-Fed up with him.

rocknation

[sarge43]

30. I'm shocked. No really, I am s......

Nevermind.

[flvegan]

31. And to think that DU is ONLY at Level 1 in spite of it.

Go figure.

[Jamastiene]

32. But, but, what will we tell the children?

That is an abomination to our family values. What will we tell the children. :P :shrug:

[smirkymonkey]

33. The freepers will be so upset to hear about this when they return

from voting to preserve the "sanctity of marriage" :puke:

[peekaloo]

34. the fabric of our society has been shredded.....she needed a new halter top.