If you didn't/don't vote in this election, you are dead to me.

[ohiosmith]

[yvr girl]

1. But...I'm....Canadian!

They won't let me vote!

Not fair. :pout:

[querelle]

2. Me Too!

I'll just have to go downtown to the US embassy and protest about this gross injustice!

Q

[Bassic]

32. Yeah, if you can get passed the fence they built in the

middle of friggin Sussex Drive.

[ohiosmith]

3. Exemptions granted.

[yvr girl]

4. Whew!

That's a relief.

[Truebrit71sbruv]

5. thank...

... fuck for that.... I was about to increase my life insurance....

[MrCoffee]

7. Exemptions hell...vote early and vote often!

[ohiosmith]

8. HEY! Lay off the Canadians. Have your way with the Dane.

[MrCoffee]

9. like they're that far from the border...

lazy Canadians.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Sounds like a lame excuse to me.

Hoser.

[yvr girl]

10. I don't want to be sent to GITMO

I'm sure I'd be branded a terrorist...they would figure out that I would be voting Dem.

[MrCoffee]

11. those orange jumpsuits are so flattering...

and 23 1/2 hours of solitary confinement a day really help you think things over.

[Anarchy in the UK]

22. Not a Seppo

What will this mean for your common or garden Brit? Will the Dems be able to restrain your fine president and his chums Dick and Don? And what of your quaint voting machines and gerrymandered districts - any word on irregularities?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

12. Are Brits exempt too?

[ohiosmith]

13. If you can provide unimpeachable proof that you are in fact a Brit.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

14. I know how to play cricket

and I understand the offside rule in soccer. I like toad in the hole. I know what a Mancunian is. I say "flats" instead of "apartments", I spell "tyres" instead of "tires", and I can almost understand what Geordies say.

[ohiosmith]

15. OK. Answer this: chips or fries?

[Anarcho-Socialist]

19. Chips!

[ohiosmith]

31. OK. Exemption granted.

[Deja Q]

16. Well, I'm alive to you then.

Wanna make love?

:spray:

[ohiosmith]

18. You are a tease aren't you?

[Deja Q]

21. Tease? No, just eagar to please.

:D

[bigwillq]

17. I'M ALIVE!

I voted! :bounce: :hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

20. I voted.

Didn't change my avatar because I had such trouble posting Bobby Sands the first time that someone else had to do it for me. I hate to ask for that favor twice.

[leftofthedial]

23. election?

there's an election?

[reyd reid reed]

26. I thought we covered this earlier today....

sheesh...no one ever listens to me.

Erection. There's an erection today.

What am I gonna do with y'all?

*shakes head*

[reyd reid reed]

27. oops

I'm an idiot.

:blush:

[Indy_Dem_Defender]

24. Well my family is at least making progress

Most didn't vote in 04, then dumbshit was reelected so they all went out and registered. Called them up tonight to see if they voted no one bothered :argh: :spank:

[buddhamama]

25. ooh yay, i'm not dead.

:bounce:

[reyd reid reed]

28. I voted

I've been waiting for two years...damn straight, I voted.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Then I live for you, my dear ohiosmith.........

Because I voted, proudly! :patriot:

[Radio_Lady]

33. Should I fire my male, white, over 50 year old housecleaner?

He's been working for me for several years. He doesn't/didn't vote!

[ohiosmith]

34. Yes. Firing alone is too good for him so beat the hell out of him first.

[sarge43]

30. I was at the door when the polls open. n/t