Things you never want to hear your 6 yr old say:

[dolo amber]

"Mom, when you're finished in the bathroom, let me know. I need to wax."



Apparently, "wax" = "flossing one's teeth".

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. LOL!

:rofl:


That's great. :rofl:

[crim son]

2. I wish I'd kept a book of all those really cute things they say.

And they're totally sincere, which makes it almost intolerably adorable to listen to them screw up the language.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. "Hey, Mom - I fuckin' told you: the doc said it IS The Clap you gave me.

Told you it wasn't crabs, stupid bitch. Who you been sleepin' around with, whore?"

[everythingsxen]

4. Here are a couple of things I have heard...

"Are you done in there?"
followed IMMEDIATELY by:
"Is it ok if I poop in a cup?"

and

"Gideon destroyed EVERYTHING!!!" immediately after waking up one morning. (Gideon = flying beak of death and horror. Our pet/evil overlord)

[AlienGirl]

6. "Is it OK if I poop in a cup?" followed immediately by DOOM!

Poo of DOOM!!

Good times, good times...

Tucker

[MsKandice01]

5. My 3-year-old once asked me..

If I had "pooped in (my) Pullups (pronounced "puwwups")" because he caught me removing a wedgie. :rofl:

[AmyDeLune]

7. I found one of mine my Mom had written down,

(me, pointing at the toilet brush) "Do you know what that's for? That's for tickling the potty!"

[sundog]

8. should you be talking about this kind of stuff on election night?

you're hogging bandwith

there IS an election dolo... at least last time i checked

[billyskank]

9. Hi amber!

:hi: