The only way this night could get any worse is if I can't fall asleep. FUCK!

[bertha katzenengel]

1. I find I must wear the matching tank that came with the suit, because everything else looks stupid underneath because of the cut of the jacket. But the tank is cut lower than I'm used to wearing, and about 3 inches of my heart surgery scar is showing. And I have no necklaces. :banghead:

2. While looking in my little glass jewelry box for the necklaces I knew weren't there, I dropped the top and it shattered on the bathroom floor. :banghead:

3. RICHARD PEED ON ONE OF MY BLACK SHOES!!

sing with me! (tune is "Oh, Holy Night")

Oh, holy fuck
This night is really shitty
It is the night before
I get a new job

All's gone to shit
and Richard sleeps in bliii-iiss
he usually does after
he's pissed on my shoes

We used to say
"If dress rehearsal sucks,
"The show will rock,
"We'll kill 'em dead tonight"

Thaaaaaaat's what I'll do
I'll kill when I interview
Oh hooooo-oooly fuck
the night before
I get a new job

Oh, Hoooooooly FUUUUUUUUUCK
thee-ee night
bee-ee-ee-forrrr
I'm emploooooooyed

thank you . . . thank you . . .

[reyd reid reed]

1. Breathe....

deep, cleansing breaths.

:hug::hug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I wish I were closer.

I'd bring over Necklaces and several shirt options.
But since I can't, how's a hug?!
:hug:
Duckie

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. You will sleep

Wear the tank, and if you have a camisole, wear that under the tank to create a higher neckline.

Wear slippers, sandals or other footwear when entering your bathroom until after tomorrow's interview when you can give the floor a good cleaning to make sure all the glass shards are cleaned up.

Get out the Oust and spray your shoe, let it air dry, then dip the peed on part into a bowl of baking soda and let it sit overnight. If you don't have Oust, then Lysol will work, or an after-shower body spray. If you don've have baking soda, use baby powder...it will also absorb odor.

Make yourself some peanut butter toast and drink a glass of milk with it. The L-tryptophan in both the peanut butter and toast will help make you sleepy.

Other Good Night's Sleep foods list here:
http://www.doctoryourself.com/sleep.html

You can do this. You wanted the interview, and you will make it!!! :hug: :pals: :hi: :loveya:

[madrchsod]

4. you are as bad as my 21 year old daughter!

for some reason i have to advise her if this and that match with this and that...what`s a 60 year old dad to do? the cat pissed on your shoes? dam....you got a scarf thingie?

good luck on your job!

[KitchenWitch]

5. Love the song!

:hug: